By Anonymous - 27/02/2014 14:34 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, I learned that no matter how much you want the Nutella, it's never a good idea to deep-throat the knife. FML
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worldclassrager 39

I'm surprised your are still alive The spoon is a great invention

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flashback_fml 14

Try a steak knife next time, it's much better

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evilhulk1 2

you also should not light yourself on fire...but I guess there is a reason they put "caution hot" on coffee cups...

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RedPillSucks 31

Hi. My name is Mack, "The Knife", Johnson.

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puppis 1

thats not the only thing what you're going to take deep-throat today ;)

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puppis 1

thats not the only thing what you're going to take deep-throat tonight ;)

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kz101 3

I tell my preschool children not to lick the plastic knife s with cream cheese. ..but this is even better.

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Eivana 37

Are you ******* STUPID??!! You could have licked the SIDES of the knife if you couldn't wait! Oh how foolish!

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Inkay 13

You wouldn't even have to deep throat it. There's this thing called licking the sides so this doesn't happens.

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