By wellthisisbad - 29/02/2016 12:27 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML
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CaptainHonor 15

There's always adoption.

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Welshite 39

Adoption. Then get yourselves fixed so you don't have another accident.

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spicyburrito 18

I hear babies sell pretty well on the black market

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codyandjessie99 8

wtf no selling a baby on the black market is for one illegal and u never know u could be selling the child to be a slave, to be raped, abused, ect.

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chelseaclaire 12

Please people stop suggesting adoption. Just because they somehow didn't use enough protection and now she's pregnant doesn't mean they can just throw the child in the system like that. It's not fair to the child.

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Bluepies 24

I agree, it's much better when a child is raised by a family that resents their very existence. Why should we help those that want children, but can't conceive?

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queerdragon 20

I'm adopted and I had a pretty good life. But I have had friends who have said they wished they were in my position, raised by parents who wanted me. They were raised in terrible loveless situations all because people pressured them to "do the right thing." And no, it's not fair to the child. But it's also not fair to Op and her husband to have to raise a child they don't want.

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MrPortalFan 21

In Florida, where your FML says you're from, it's legal to have an abortion until late term. How are you dumb enough not to notice the fact that you'd be at least 5-6 months pregnant by the time it's illegal to terminate? YDI.

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Ryan_Alvarez 15

Just get an abortion in another country, they don't give a shit in Mexico and africa

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adam_west409 1

Lol really dude? I love Mexico but they're not really known for their good healthcare.

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raebunny135 6

That child does not deserve you as a mother for even considering killing it. It's not fair that people like you can get pregnant while other couples would do anything for a baby and you want to murder yours. People like you don't deserve the gift of a child.

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unfuqnreal 15

The thought crosses my mind to those who hate kids due to being loud messy costly objects,...what do your parents think of you and what do you think of your parents ? Lol so ironic

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SmDestroyer 8

I never post, but I couldn't let this go. I'm going to get down voted to h*ll for this, but HAVING YOUR TUBES TIED ISN'T 100% EFFECTIVE. I am the product of a woman who had her tubes tied and a man. So yeah, there's that. Currently putting your child up for adoption is your best option. However, everyone saying it should be the only option (i.e. No abortion) you HAVE NO IDEA how much psychological trauma is done to a child in the system. Between foster homes, no parental touch, etc. it leaves them psychologically devastated for their entire life. These early life stages are when a lot of the brain develops and its not something you can "fix" later. So, please consider that when you make your "pro-life" arguments, you're advocating for someone who will without a doubt have psychological damage into adulthood. I'm not saying their lost causes, but definitely could be.

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Xamry14 10

Private agencies, that most go through because there is no cost to the pregnant woman, have nothing to do with the government run foster care system. This comment makes you look ignorant.

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Tyguy823 14

Give it up for adoption don't just kill the kid

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