Miscellaneous: Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become...

By Zapped - 17/05/2010 11:09 - United States

Today, I learned that, since getting my tongue ring, it has become imprudent to test 9-volt batteries with my tongue. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2014 11:36 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my little brother put a battery to my tongue while I was sleeping with my mouth open. The shock found its way right to my metal filling. FML

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By lectro - 23/11/2008 08:22 - France

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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By Shocked - 18/12/2009 04:25 - United States

Today, I was watching TV. During a very long commercial break, I found my brothers PSP charger next to me. Out of boredom I put my tongue on the end on the metal. Not only did it fry my tongue but found its way to my metal filling in my tooth. I now have a sore tongue and a throbbing toothache. FML

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By monkeycannon7 - 24/04/2012 16:36 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, I learned the hard way not to take off your shirt with a toothpick in your mouth. FML

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By numbtongue - 13/03/2015 04:19 - New Zealand - Dunedin

Today, as I was trying to remove my lunch from the hot oven tray, my finger brushed against the metal for a moment, and I instinctively put it in my mouth. I burnt my tongue, on my finger. I didn't realize that was possible. FML

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By heheheh - 22/08/2011 06:43 - Canada

Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that just because I got my braces removed does not mean my painful mouth ulcers will stop. I now have them under my tongue. I can't even lick my lips. FML

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By bobby - 12/06/2010 22:13 - United States

Today, I went to lick the excess peanut butter off the knife after making a PB and J. Turns out the knife can and will cut your tongue, even though you don't think it will. FML

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By ow - 17/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I learned that when you put duct tape over your mouth because you are bored, it really hurts taking it off. FML

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By Pierceew - 19/09/2009 05:22 - United States

Today, after making out with this guy, our tongue piercings got stuck together. After about five minutes of trying to unlock them, I accidentally vomited a little in his mouth. FML

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lettertjes 0

Monday 17 May 2010 16:08

ouch! But you could have thought of that yourself.

fball913 0

Monday 17 May 2010 16:08

that's amazing, you're a shit for brains

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dieselpwrd16 0

Monday 17 May 2010 16:41

lol 42

shona_fml 0

Monday 17 May 2010 16:50

YDI!!! But thanks for the laugh!!! thanks for playing, lol!! BTW--can ANYBODY tell me why the hell my pic wont show up? I loaded it on the website from my laptop... WTF????

notsoluckycharm 0

Monday 17 May 2010 16:51

holy crap. ouch.

SurfinGod 0

Monday 17 May 2010 16:58

wow ur a dumbass

Bertj 5

Monday 17 May 2010 17:01

Zeh bunneh will bite all of you blasphemers. D: It's epicly cute.

Granddragon 0

Monday 17 May 2010 17:12

I thought "cute" wasn't allowed to be used with "epic". where's that damn handbook....

Bertj 5

Monday 17 May 2010 21:20

I make teh rules. :D

hobofdurlife 0

Monday 17 May 2010 17:03

You're bunny looks like a gremlin. Props for having a cute cuddly gremlin look alike. Ignore all the the weirdos who have to hate on bunnies.

TiffanyBlews27 0

Tuesday 18 May 2010 5:03

AAAAAAAAHH!!!!!! Gremlins are the best things ever!!! They're so adorable and epic!!

mell123_fml 4

Monday 17 May 2010 17:09

lol r u stupid?

Arcran5 0

Monday 17 May 2010 20:40

Says you who doesn't have the intelligence to write out "Are you stupid?"

jaycop 0

Monday 17 May 2010 17:11

hello

mandya91 0

Monday 17 May 2010 17:19

you can die from that. don't be a dumbass

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 17 May 2010 18:05

You can't die from licking a 9v battery. The amperage is not high enough. I've done this countless times and I'm back from the undead spawn to tell you that its OK. Try it, you'll see. (not with those really big batteries, the small 9v ones)