Music, Neighbours and Noise: Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains...

By OperaLover - 12/09/2011 19:00 - United States

Today, I learned that the building I just moved into contains both a drummer and an opera singer. Both are very dedicated to their craft, and practice frequently. FML

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By guest - 18/11/2011 05:54 - Canada

Today, I moved into a lovely basement suite. Unfortunately, the 12 year old upstairs plays violin. She also plays baritone. She said she alternates each day. FML

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By PissedbythePiper - 11/09/2012 06:11 - United States - Saukville

Today, after my annoying neighbor who used to spend hours playing the cello in the apartment below me finally moved out, I found out that I have a new musical neighbor moving in. This fellow plays the bagpipes. FML

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By Thesuz - 06/09/2013 03:27 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, my neighbour was practicing his opera singing, drunk. FML

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Helter Skelter

By NeighboRingo - 05/12/2022 19:00 - United States

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbor is a drummer. He's actually quite good, so I didn't have the heart to report a noise complaint. That is, until he screamed Ringo Starr's infamous line, "I got blisters on my fingers!" at the top of his lungs after playing them too long. I would have laughed if it wasn't 2AM. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2010 15:45 - United States

Today, it appears that my upstairs neighbour has decided to learn how to play the trombone. FML

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By noname - 29/12/2008 06:09 - France

Today, my flatmate was listening to opera on full volume all afternoon and now he's playing James Bond on the trumpet. FML

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Make it stop

By ThatLove - 01/08/2023 18:00

Today, my next door neighbor took up playing the flute as a new hobby. Unfortunately, he's very enthusiastic about actually practising it. It's been 3 hours and counting. FML

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By shit Music - 30/06/2016 07:32 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I forgot my headphones at home. When I got to work I found out that today was also the day the band next door had decided to practice their only song for 8 hours. FML

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You deserved it 939

Keep it down

By Help - 26/11/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

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By BowTiesAr3Cool - 25/12/2014 16:36 - United States - Irving

Today, the kid who who lives next door and shares a bedroom wall with me got a drum set for Christmas. FML

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flamerocker 9

Monday 12 September 2011 22:58

Together? Sounds like a sick band! :D

nero9112 4

Monday 12 September 2011 22:58

I see no problem with this.

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GetPuckedUp 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:43

are they any good? if so sit back and enjoy!

kafir 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 1:47

sounds like a good time to take up the bagpipes.

xrainbowshadowx 17

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:22

Invest and buy an instrument. Then you can join their daily symphony (:

ElmoStoleMyLook 1

Tuesday 13 September 2011 2:59

You should make an opera rock band :D

Lovesglee 3

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:09

Thats ******* awesome!!!

Neonnight 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 3:10

Now your turn to learn how to dance

Mxpxdude189 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 4:12

free concert

luohar 6

Tuesday 13 September 2011 5:41

Probably the reason why the previous owners left.

RensM 22

Tuesday 13 September 2011 6:40

Join in and learn the bass or guitar

afulks78 11

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:26

Lucky u :) maybe you should appreciate it !!! Jk that's ******* annoying !!!

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Helter Skelter

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