Intimacy: Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay...

By NeverDrinkingAgain - 09/12/2010 12:31 - Canada

Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML

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By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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By openmouthinsertfoot - 07/12/2010 17:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

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By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

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By heartbroke - 03/11/2012 10:02 - United States - Erie

Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML

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Are you serious?

By ummno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

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Attraction

By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Frank S. - 17/06/2021 19:59

Today, I was about to enter a hotel with a friend-with-benefits. We then saw her boyfriend exiting the same hotel with another woman. FML

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By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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By eric4 - 23/05/2013 20:11 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

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Thursday 9 December 2010 16:12

You forgot to say she's pregnant.

meganasoarus 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:18

isn't anyone wondering why he gave her his address?

Comments

mrjude 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:50

Maybe he didn't give her his address. Maybe when he was in the bathroom or something, she checked his wallet. Or, like others have said, it's the age of the internet... She simply used his name and where he was generally from to find him.

naximus93 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:53

"Honey, I'm home!"

rafty4life 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:55

ydi for letting a one night stand in Vegas get your Canadian address.

cdatribe23 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:55

haha niccccce

DocBastard 38

Thursday 9 December 2010 17:00

I swear I'll never drink again...until next time.

smashgrab 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 17:01

Slam the door in the crazy bitches face!

very_ugly_girl 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 17:02

That is nice, at least she remember you and where you live. When I have one night stands, the men do not remember me at all and I feel used. Lucky you

CheshireHalli 19

Thursday 9 December 2010 17:56

Then don't have one night stands....?

hansbans11 0

Friday 10 December 2010 9:59

its a one night stand why do you care about whether or not they remember you? all you do is **** and say deuces. also unless they were wasted I'm sure they remember you they just don't wana have an awkward conversation that's all.