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By NeverDrinkingAgain - 09/12/2010 12:31 - Canada

Today, I learned that what happens in Vegas doesn't always stay in Vegas. This includes my one night stand who turned up outside my front door with a suitcase in her hand. FML

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By anonomous - 07/02/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

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By openmouthinsertfoot - 07/12/2010 17:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to leave my one-night stand in my flat because I was giving a guest lecture at the local university. Halfway through, I hear someone sneaking in so I jokingly asked if they had a 'wild night out.' It was the guy I slept with. FML

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By so_screwed - 25/09/2013 06:59 - United States - Salinas

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

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By heartbroke - 03/11/2012 10:02 - United States - Erie

Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML

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Are you serious?

By ummno - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was awakened in the middle of the night by a frantic banging on my front door. It was a guy whom I'd only been dating a few weeks, with a suitcase. He stated that his wife kicked him out for having an affair, and thought now would be a good time to move in together. FML

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Attraction

By Chelsea - 02/04/2012 17:31 - United States

Today, I met a really attractive guy outside of a club. We came back to my apartment and had sex. Afterward, we both fell asleep. I woke up and found 20 dollars on my nightstand that wasn't there before. He thought I was a prostitute, and apparently a cheap one. FML

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Caught in 4K

By Frank S. - 17/06/2021 19:59

Today, I was about to enter a hotel with a friend-with-benefits. We then saw her boyfriend exiting the same hotel with another woman. FML

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Breaking news

By Katrina - 13/02/2011 22:32 - United States

Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML

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By eric4 - 23/05/2013 20:11 - United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, my roommate decided to splash out on a prostitute. When my expensive watch and the contents of my wallet turned up missing in the aftermath, his only comment was, "Shit happens, bro." FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 19:42 - United States

Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML

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Thursday 9 December 2010 16:12

You forgot to say she's pregnant.

meganasoarus 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:18

isn't anyone wondering why he gave her his address?

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dangerous_D 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:22

How did she find you? Was baby Carlos in the suitcase?

phapho88 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:23

why did u give him/her your adress if it was a one night stand????

suprmidgt 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:23

that is why you always use an alias

cassey419 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:24

they went all the way to Canada from Vegas that must of been one hell of a one night stand

xXSillyLoveXx 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:25

This screams 'The Hangover' for me. Anyone else ?

jakeisawake 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:32

Not so much... In the movie, the two actually agree to a mutual date. The OP doesn't say anything about: -Losing a tooth -The one night stand having a baby -a psycho bitching wife The only thing the FML and movie have in common is Vegas really.

Autoshot 9

Thursday 9 December 2010 18:09

Im pretty sure OP also stole a tiger from Mike Tyson.

kiddisskidd 0

Monday 4 July 2011 2:23

& it doesn't say anything about him proposing to the girl..

sweet_candy_ 17

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:34

how does she know where you live?

yumsugarr 8

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:37

surprise! :D

mintcar 9

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:37

Wow, good luck with that. Apparently, your definition of hooking up is a lot different from his/hers. (S)he may want something more. FYL.

Flammin8 0

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:46

all too true!

tjsomethin 9

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:43

YDI for giving a random girl in Vegas your address.

amerwin 3

Thursday 9 December 2010 16:48

She most likely wrote his address down from his license or luggage tags while he was sleeping. I doubt she would have remembered it otherwise, unless he lives on 123 Main St.