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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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You deserved it 49 745

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By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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You deserved it 7 540

Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 015

You deserved it 3 272

Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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You deserved it 20 269

By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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You deserved it 1 891

By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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You deserved it 13 003

By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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You deserved it 21 124

Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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You deserved it 5 895

By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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You deserved it 2 841

Gigs

By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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You deserved it 147

Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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You deserved it 105 083

ItsAUnicorn 27

Friday 16 January 2015 15:19

YDI for talking through the movie

WhackTheJackal 22

Friday 16 January 2015 15:20

You are the worst kind of person, talking through a movie. You monster.

Comments

Clawsified 6

Friday 16 January 2015 22:10

Did you honestly think that we were going to side with you and offer you sympathy? Are you that self-centered?!

Radayam 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:00

Hope he squished you into a basketball like a cartoon character and dunked your sorry ass into a trash can.

adnanrm18 12

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:03

you definitely deserve that one you rude prick! show some courtesy and stop talking through movies.

tdawg91 17

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:27

Nobody pays $17 to listen to some twits commentary in the back row, no talking in the movie theatre!

SKITTLZ2000 16

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:45

Hmmm... Maybe you shouldn't be the asshat talking during a movie.

Florentina 17

Saturday 17 January 2015 0:47

Don't talk through a movie. And don't abuse somebody else for putting you in your place either. Sounds like you both have short tempers to me...

Beealicious 13

Saturday 17 January 2015 1:21

There should be talking police in movie theater. XD

ZorroRooster 19

Saturday 17 January 2015 2:27

Next time keep your mouth shut during the movie. YDI

kalbrek009 20

Saturday 17 January 2015 3:50

The worst ones are those who've seen the movie 2-5 times already & sit there discussing it through the whole movie &/or commenting "damn"! Every time something happens & then call their other friends on their cell phone & have a 1/2 hr or more conversation with comments like "nothing much, just watching (such & such) movie for the 3rd time, as if none of the other 50-75 people are even there...& bring (sneak in) a bucket of KFC or a bunch of noisy plastic wrapped snacks (that aren't sold there) & noisily unwrap the stuff & then throw the wrappers all over the place or even toss bits of candy/popcorn back & forth between 3 rows of people.