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By whoops.. - 16/01/2015 03:15 - United States - Garner

Today, I learned that when a man in the row in front of you at a movie theater tells you to shut up, you shouldn't tell him to fuck off. He might be 6'4 with a short temper. FML

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By brad3720 - 14/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. A six year-old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were, he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year-old. FML

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Move!

By Mogg - 18/12/2009 08:42 - Australia

Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I went to watch the Movie "UP." At one point in the movie I got really sad and started to cry a bit. The 7 year old girl next to me noticed and told me to shut and man up. FML

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Great day out

By Anonymous - 14/09/2013 19:32 - Iceland - Reykjav

Today, I went to the movies with my husband and our 6-year-old son. My husband kept stealing popcorn from the guy next to him, to the point where the guy punched him in the face. The movie was stopped, the police were called, and my son is now inconsolable. FML

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By BC94 - 16/07/2012 04:21 - United States - Mcminnville

Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML

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Gigs

By Anonymous - 22/03/2019 20:00

Today, I went to see my favorite band in concert. Not only did the people next to me have a loud conversation through the entire set, the guy behind me repeatedly tried to lecture me for head-butting him. Given he was a foot taller than me, I'm not even sure how that was possible. FML

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Shut up

By anon - 04/05/2009 21:56 - United States

Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML

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ItsAUnicorn 27

Friday 16 January 2015 15:19

YDI for talking through the movie

WhackTheJackal 22

Friday 16 January 2015 15:20

You are the worst kind of person, talking through a movie. You monster.

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iAmPaul 49

Friday 16 January 2015 18:15

You totally ******* deserve it. I hate people like you at the theatre. Just learn to shut the **** up during the movie.

rivaraven 35

Friday 16 January 2015 18:15

Are you actually looking for sympathy? YDI for talking during a movie.

ajs1987 15

Friday 16 January 2015 18:22

The other guy should be the one posting on here. "Today I was forced to beat the shit out of some asshole at the movie theater who wouldn't shut the **** up during the movie. FML."

rocker_chick23 27

Friday 16 January 2015 18:45

That is what you get for being a loud mouth during a movie.

EverythingNerdy 13

Friday 16 January 2015 19:04

You are everything I hate. **** you.

limabeans101029 20

Friday 16 January 2015 19:12

People like you... ugh

condor216 15

Friday 16 January 2015 19:23

Seriously, if you are going to talk through a movie you deserve to have your ass kicked.

LusciousLovebug 6

Friday 16 January 2015 19:24

you're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

Drnavid 13

Friday 16 January 2015 19:41

I guess you didn't "see" that coming at all!

vikky538 28

Friday 16 January 2015 19:50

I am looking forward to hear a prequel version of this FML story...

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