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By Sexless from Texas - 24/04/2015 11:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
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FusionPlacebo 26

Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it

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WitEluded 13

Clearly you are new at this girlfriend thing. If she had a problem, she would have told you long ago.

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CuteKoalaGirl 18

I'm on the fence about this one. What makes you think that you have "too much" sex. What is TOO much anyway?? o.O;; Still though, why even ask something like this unless YOU have a problem with the amount of sex you're having?!

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LastResort318 14

Too much sex might be someone saying they do it to often or he feels they do it more often then normal people. Nothing wrong with it but people do get self conscious.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Ya, I think op worded this pretty badly. First off, if she had a problem with it, chances are she would've said something by now (most girls tend to share their feelings, especially if they think their boyfriend want sex too much). So naturally she's going to assume you think you're having sex too often, which I assume you think you are. Which begs the question what was your real point, what were you trying to say and why? Your girlfriend has definitely overreacted. With that said, you probably should've sat down and explained what your issue is and why, as oppose to asking a question just hoping she'll agree. Try and sit her down and explain what you really meant, bring up your concerns and explain why you have them. Good luck op, hope your girlfriend takes to your conversation better than she did to your original question. :)

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captainsmegma 12

Who the f#@k ever ask a stupid question like that? There is never too much sex.

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Oh_bother44 11

Are you by chance the other half of the FML a few posts earlier who was called a nympho for wanting sex more than once a month? :P hahaha the timing of these two FML's makes me giggle even though they're probably actually unrelated (one said husband, this one says girlfriend/un married)

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anonamous14 9

It makes her feel like you see it as a chore and don't want to

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

Keep on dissecting that Golden Goose OP. I'm sure you'll find where the eggs come from.

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interesting33 36

There might have been a better way to ask depending what you wanted to ask about? Maybe try explaining it to her again, emphasising that you think she is super sexy and you love having sex - I'm not sure what you were trying to ask, but just find a different way to say it :)

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