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By Sexless from Texas - 24/04/2015 11:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
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FusionPlacebo 26

Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it

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EvilVein 15

No matter how much, too much is never enough...

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BigC_from_Bama 16

Think of it this way. You gotta get it while the gettings good. And I think it just got bad.

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socialproduct 19

And the consensus is: that was a stupid thing to ask your girlfriend

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vikky538 28

A question which should never be asked

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MSCCG 16

Come on, rookie mistake. Should have said something like "are we only having sex so much because I'm always asking for it? Can I do anything better?" Always frame it as your problem.

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Camo23 21

One doesn't simply have too much sex.

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gc327072 30

If she really cares about you, and not just your dick, she would've been open to discussion. Hopefully she'll come around, if not, FYL

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munchly 17

No idea why you would ask that! Sex all the time doesn't last forever! Should have just enjoyed it while it lasted OP! YDI

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Laylette 21

If it starts to take over the relationship, too much sex is a problem.

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FrenchToastKick 18

Why the **** would you complain about having too much sex?? There is no such thing.

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