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By Sexless from Texas - 24/04/2015 11:38 - United States - San Antonio

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Today, I learned that, when you ask your girlfriend "Do you think we're having sex too often?" she might interpret it as, "I don't think we should have sex ever again," and entirely stop talking to you. FML
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FusionPlacebo 26

Is it bad to have lots of sex with her? Why'd you even ask that, of course she's bound to get offended by it

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ughvictoriaxd 12

Then she's not worth it... She doesn't care about how your feeling

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thelastavailable 13

Never realised there was such a thing as "too much sex".

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RS_Menace 19

thats one question you should never ask your girlfriend, take as much of it while you can get it bud and dont question it lol

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seriouslygrowup 11

omg. there is no such thing as having sex too often

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SasquatchDeluxe 10

NEVER ask that -- just enjoy what you've got, because it will be over soon enough.

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gqlmno 23

and guess who went from to much sex to none. You sir are an idiot

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Addiction333 14

Sounds like she just needed an excuse to stop talking to you. Your question wasn't the issue.

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