By filipkm - 28/04/2016 22:04 - Slovenia - Ljubljana

Today, I learned that you should always check the inside of your guitar to avoid a snake bite. Nope, strings don't help. FML
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Hunter_the_Ninja 22

I think the real FML is that you left your guitar in a place that a snake could get in. Or you house is infested with snakes. In option b, there only one recourse: burn the house down and never look back.

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cacheson 41

Get the snake to go outside by distracting it with some badgers and mushrooms!

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whysojealous 18

Where the hell do you store your guitar for it to be infested?!?!

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TheShiphoo 14

Hopefully you were able to Fend'er off.

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Kaalschneid 21

this is why I play electric. and it is louder. and m/etal. and also distortion is good.

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jen1097 25

You couldn't feel that the guitar was heavier then usual?

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newclassics1999 3

?I've got strings, but now I'm free, there are no strings on me?

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straymondar 10

How the actual **** does that even happen?

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TheCerealKiller 24

And before anyone says "EWWW snakes kill it"... They are good for the environment (also they're living things so??) and if you see one that is not venomous just move it with a stick or something and put it outside. If it is a venomous one, call fish and wildlife to move it. You will be keeping the rodent population around your house down.

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betterbutterbucket 6

This sounds like Australia

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