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By emilygreeny - 18/06/2010 05:42 - United States

Today, I learned that you should never, ever, under any circumstance, take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night. FML

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By xoxoblondee - 25/02/2017 07:00 - United States - Valley Village

Today, I learned the hard way why no matter how constipated you are, it is never a good idea to use a suppository when you are tired. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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By notgood - 04/01/2021 16:01 - Canada - Saskatoon

Today, I accidentally took an Ex Lax instead of an Immodium. It's gonna be a fun night. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2018 23:00 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, I got random constipation followed by diarrhea. It's 1:30am and my sleeping medication is making me fall asleep, but every time I try to get off the toilet I get another diarrhea spasm. Either I fall asleep on the toilet or shit myself in my sleep. FML

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By Username - 30/04/2011 04:49 - United States

Today, I was cruising with a coworker and his friend, and I started getting tired. His friend offered me a caffeine pill. It wasn't caffeine. It was laxatives. FML

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By sickpuppy - 08/09/2019 12:00

Today, I learned the hard way that when sick, throw up, then have diarrhea. Not the other way round. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 14:50 - Canada

Today, I read the instructions on my new prescription constipation medicine: "For best results, defecate before use." FML

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By michael - 14/02/2012 02:55 - United States

Today, I found out that getting drunk and attempting to take a dump out of a second-story window is a very bad idea. FML

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By creepingjennie - 05/06/2020 02:00

Today, I learned that working while taking muscle relaxers is not as fun as it sounds. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2018 15:30

Today, I learned that one should not sleep with their roommate's friends, especially the ones that never go home. I spent the whole weekend in my room just to avoid the awkwardness. FML

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lad088 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:21

why would you even try that in the first place?

erikjh1234 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:20

u got the squirts in your sleep!!! lmfao

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marc_with_a_c 3

Friday 18 June 2010 16:36

I read something fairly similar to that few days ago.. about some person's mom putting laxative in their food, and them taking a sleeping pill? either way you suck for taking both at the same time..

ladidalisa 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:53

I'm pretty sure I saw that too.

antiprettysin 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:41

Yeeeah, I don't actually believe this. I've done this, and either the laxative has taken 8+ hours to work, or i've just woken up to use the bathroom, and fallen asleep again easily.

shananigans 0

Friday 18 June 2010 16:41

Why would that even seem remotely like a good idea in the first place? The point of a laxative is to make you go poo. The point of a sleeping pill is to make you sleep. Obviously you wouldn't want to do both at the same time, unless you meant to go to sleep on the toilet- so why take both pills at the same time? Just a little lesson in common sense and logic...

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Monday 27 February 2017 1:36

Thanks for explaining to us what laxatives and sleeping pills do, I honestly had no idea that a sleeping pill helps you go to sleep, I guess you learn new things everyday.