Health: Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your...

By Username - 08/10/2010 21:30 - France

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

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By LostSoul - 01/07/2019 22:00

Today, I found out why you never leave wet leather shoes in a van when it's over 90 degrees. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2011 18:05 - United States

Today, after an extremely hard day at work, I took a hot shower to wind down a little bit. I accidentally splashed a painful amount of hot water and shampoo in my eyes. My left contact is now stuck to my eyeball. FML

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By hot coffee - 12/07/2012 15:17 - United Kingdom - Farnham

Today, I discovered I'd left my coffee on top of my car when it fell through the sun roof whilst I was driving, showering me. FML

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By donnap - 09/06/2012 05:54 - United States - North Highlands

Today, I got a really bad sunburn. On my eyelids. Who knew blinking could be so painful? FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2012 06:21 - United States - Yucaipa

Today, I accidentally sprayed some perfume in my eye. After rinsing said burning eye with water for a few minutes, I half-blindly grabbed the eyedrops my sister left on the counter and used some. They were actually tea tree oil drops. Ouch. FML

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By WetMorning - 05/11/2022 17:00 - United States

Today, my day started with me peeing in my own face. My eye still burns. FML

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By My__life___ - 21/05/2014 00:53 - United States - Chicago

Today, I found out that the built in lighter in my car does NOT in fact glow red when hot. I now have circles burned into my finger. FML

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By allison_fishing - 25/10/2012 04:37 - United States

Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 21:47 - United States

Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put vinegar in my contact solution. I took my contacts out hours ago and my eyes still burn. FML

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nycy 0

Saturday 9 October 2010 1:13

Well I guess common sense really did die.

Schizomaniac 24

Saturday 9 October 2010 1:13

Let the lame puns begin: This gives a whole new meaning to 'heat vision.'

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kaylapple 1

Monday 25 July 2011 20:28

have you heard of the sun dumbass.

briannaahhhh 0

Saturday 20 August 2011 5:01

HAHAHAHA!! seriously hope u feel better! i wouldve done the same(:

DeW_DoGgY 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:35

No shit Sherlock!

LakeSBullard 9

Friday 24 August 2012 4:51

Well, DUH

maigan332 14

Friday 5 April 2013 18:35

Couldn't feel the heat through the bottle?

LyricaSilvan 29

Monday 23 February 2015 1:44

Oh god, ow! I cringed just imagining that...

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