Miscellaneous: Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll...

By - 21/10/2013 16:57 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I learned where my mom's "special hiding spot" that I'll "never find" for the Halloween chocolate is, when I preheated the oven to make cookies. FML

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Same thing different taste

Sorry sweaty

By Tori - 05/02/2009 15:24 - United States

Today, I discovered a drawer full of chocolates, cookies and baked goods in my house. When I asked my sister what the drawer was, she told me that my mom thought it would be a good idea to hide the fattening foods from me. My entire family had known about the food drawer, except me. FML

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By Sarah - 30/08/2012 12:58 - United States - Hampton Bays

Today, I found out that I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/11/2010 17:14 - United States

Today, after 30 minutes of pre-heating the oven to make a special meatloaf for my husband's birthday, I remembered that I had hidden the cake in there. FML

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By CryoSpectre - 11/05/2015 04:23 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I made my mom cookies for Mother's Day. My brother took all the cookies to work as a snack, because I didn't specifically tell him that the homemade "MOM" hearts weren't meant for him. FML

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By ripfluffy - 28/09/2009 07:15 - United States

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2023 03:00

Today, I snuck into my aunt's house while she was working to raid her pantry, like I do most days. Excited for a snack cake, I went to the pantry. Apparently she'd found out, because there was a lock on it. FML

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By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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By love you too mommy - 27/01/2014 19:26 - United States - Brentwood

Today, my mom walked into my room to talk to me. I was surprised because we don't talk much. I was left with a smile on my face after she left, until I realized she'd stolen all the candy on my desk while I wasn't looking. FML

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By jess - 08/04/2012 14:30 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, I woke up and decided to make my mom a special Easter breakfast in bed. I pre-heated the oven to bake the sausage just the way she likes. Guess where my easter basket was. FML

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The sleepwalkers are at it again!

By sierra - 11/03/2021 02:02

Today, my mom told me she’d never forgive me for eating her birthday candy. I ate it in my sleep. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 21 October 2013 21:52

My special hiding spot is in my stomach. No one ever finds my chocolate.

hessel 13

Monday 21 October 2013 21:51

make chocolate cookies. win win

Comments

eshegreene 5

Tuesday 22 October 2013 12:47

That's why you always check-,- hopefully lesson learned

jesse98 7

Tuesday 22 October 2013 14:15

Were they in the fridge?

Just_a_dumb_teen 5

Tuesday 22 October 2013 14:25

My mom used to hide everything in the microwave when me and my older siblings were younger. Now she's a boss at hiding stuff :/ xD

crackz12 10

Tuesday 22 October 2013 16:02

Maybe not hid something but alot of people store things in there oven.. Looks like this could've easily been your fml too for lack of the same sense.

Kreneaa 6

Tuesday 22 October 2013 20:37

Common sense would say not to put something that'll melt and something that melts the meltable object together! Smh. So who's cleaning the mess?

LordSatan 4

Tuesday 22 October 2013 21:05

In our house we always store the extra oven pan in the oven so we always check before preheating.

Dusty_Busters 15

Tuesday 22 October 2013 21:24

Did you not check the oven before you turned it on?

WardenWolf 26

Tuesday 22 October 2013 22:14

YDI. Seriously, don't you even look in the oven before you turn it on? Anything could have been in there. You totally deserve it for being brainless.

Deviant_fml 5

Tuesday 22 October 2013 23:32

Oh, sure. Anything... Why OP's just lucky there wasn't something like a baby or a cat stuffed in there. Are you a ******* moron?

Zazoo1995 23

Tuesday 22 October 2013 23:35

Lol

blackonblight 32

Wednesday 23 October 2013 16:10

I'm sorry, but 100% YDI. You ALWAYS check the oven before turning it on. Maybe you don't store things in there, but it's easy to forget something, and then there are the horror stories of animals in ovens... Just open the door and look. You'll also be able to make sure the racks are in place and adjust them if you need to. If you find the racks are out of kilter after you've preheated to 350, have fun adjusting with oven mitts on.