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By catwoman - 31/10/2009 04:34 - Australia

Today, I learned why my bathroom has a horrible, seemingly irremovable stench. My cat doesn't squat to pee like a normal cat. She stands up, peeing over the side of the litter tray all over the wall and floor, which are now a permanent yellow tinge. FML

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By Js2cool - 29/09/2015 02:32 - United States - Fitchburg

Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML

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By Adam - 16/03/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML

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By Pooped - 08/09/2023 01:00 - United States

Today, my cat is extremely sick and has trouble grooming himself. As evidenced by his butt. He laid on me for a while and it wasn't until a few minutes after he got off that I realized he had stained my pants. That also explains why my chair suddenly looks so nasty, and why my room smells horrible. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2009 12:37 - Canada

Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me because he loves toilets. Everyone was sleeping so I went pee but didnt flush. My cat jumped onto the seat and fell in. I had to lift him out and then wash him. He hates water though, so I was scratched by my cat who was dripping with my own pee. FML

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By Thanks Fred - 18/05/2019 00:05

Today, I discovered why there was such a horrible stench in my bedroom. My cat had a secret stash of shit under my dresser. Along with the carcass of a rat. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I paid $70 to learn from the vet that my cat doesn't have a UTI, he's just developed a fetish for peeing on plastic bags. FML

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NINnerd999 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 12:21

Yah, that's called spraying. Is your cat fixed? If not, this could be why. Also, this could be a sign of a medical issue such as a Urinary Tract Infection. You need to get your cat fixed if it isn't, and see a vet.

whatwhatwhat09 0

Saturday 31 October 2009 13:36

First, your cat may be a boy, they tend to do this more often. Second, get it fixed if it's not. Third, have the vet run a profile for a urinary tract infection. Fourth, get a litter box with a hood on it. Fifth, wash the walls. Try Greased Lightning, I know it works well on dog pee-you can get it cheaply at dollar stores. Sixth, don't just paint over it...it will still stink.

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nomorewhoppers 0

Sunday 1 November 2009 22:07

you should use those products that billy mays sells it helps GET THE TOUGH STAINS OUT! =D

omghehehe 0

Monday 2 November 2009 7:04

u should take ur cat to the vet. my cat pees on the floor sometimes cause she's got severe arthritis. cant squat sometimes :(

dsl135 0

Monday 2 November 2009 16:48

Um... wait... You figured it out today that the stench was coming from the yellow stain on the wall next to the litter box? Hmmm... most people wouldn't take a few days to figure that out.

sentient 10

Monday 2 November 2009 20:56

and people insist upon keeping these filthy animals in their homes and sharing their living space with them.

omghehehe 0

Tuesday 3 November 2009 4:28

yup!! u got that right! :)

MidnightMusic53 37

Saturday 27 July 2013 7:36

All animals have bad habits (which of course would include humans, so even you), and quite frankly, cats are very clean animals. My cat has very shiny, silky, clean fur. Cats despise being dirty, so it just goes to show what you know. If you're going to hate an animal, at least take the time to get off your butt and research it so you can make a valid argument.