Holidays: Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my...

By VacationRuined - 16/06/2013 23:22 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

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By jlee0000785 - 17/09/2012 14:15 - Australia

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Weird reason, but OK

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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Proof of love

By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.

uhhSavage 22

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.

Comments

corleon198425 22

Tuesday 18 June 2013 1:13

Hey maybe you will meet Bill Murray in a bar and form a bond....

bridgetv25 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 2:06

My now ex husband did that to me too we went on a trip to FL I know it's not another continent but sucks just the same. That and the fact he stayed on the phone with his mistress the entire time blew the whole vaca

drew12089 2

Tuesday 18 June 2013 4:05

Better than doing it after tho... I think anyway

TcheQ 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 4:09

DAFUQ. Why couldn't he have told you BEFORE the trip so you could cancel. At least you don't spend the rest of your life with this selfish prick.

amifaiyaz 12

Tuesday 18 June 2013 4:31

What an ass. Just treat yourself to some cute Japanese men, op!

bloodangel1973 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 5:20

I'm very sorry to hear that. Join some tours to take your mind off it.

smurfdoll 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 10:07

What a jerk ! But good riddance right?(:

IsRaeliPrinCess 8

Tuesday 18 June 2013 13:05

You should leave his ass there. Good luck getting home! Take his stuff and everything...bad idea but im sorry that damn bastard basically used you for a trip.