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By VacationRuined - 16/06/2013 23:22 - Japan - Tokyo

Today, I left for a one and a half month trip to Japan with my boyfriend. He promptly broke up with me the first night in the hotel. When asked why he couldn't have waited until the trip was over, he said he didn't want to create "false memories". FML

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By jlee0000785 - 17/09/2012 14:15 - Australia

Today, the guy I have been seeing left town to visit his family for three weeks. A few hours later, he called me from the airport to say he is never coming back. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2023 00:00 - United States - Atlanta

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, and my heart is shattered to pieces. The worst part is we are supposed to go on vacation together in a week, and neither of us is backing out, or giving the other the room, so it looks like we’ll be staying together on vacation for 11 days straight. FML

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By C0olgirl - 03/04/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, my best friend and I came home from Japan. Her boyfriend and I have been having an affair before I left so I decided not to tell him she was coming with me. We just got off the plane and got a bite to eat, he was waiting for me so he could propose, my best friend was standing next to me. FML

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By Grrrawrwtf - 03/06/2012 04:25 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to break up with me but it had to be after our cruise together because he doesn't want to lose out on money. Can't wait for the Bahamas. FML

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By His name is now "Cunt" in my phone - 05/04/2017 14:00

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I was "angry" at him. I was angry because last night he turned off his phone and left me locked out of the Airbnb that I had paid for. Until 3 am. In a foreign country. FML

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By me - 12/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I had only been dating him for about a month. Thinking he wouldn't take it very hard, I invited him over so I could tell him in person. Little did I know he was going to start crying on my couch and not leave for 5 hours. FML

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Weird reason, but OK

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 05:01 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, sitting in my car, an hour into a four-hour trip. The reason? I haven't been lifting with him at his gym during the COVID-19 pandemic. The kicker? We were headed back after a stay-cation with his mom, because yesterday was my birthday. FML

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Sneaky sneaky...

By Snowflakepandi - 01/09/2017 13:00

Today, while on vacation, I found out that my boyfriend moved out. He had claimed that he couldn't come with me because his boss messed up his time off request, and for the last two days he said he'd been "cleaning". FML

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By pabj208 - 22/12/2015 16:53 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend dumped me during what was supposed to be a romantic getaway at a remote log cabin. FML

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Proof of love

By oh. - 15/12/2019 14:00 - United States

Today, I flew cross-country to see my girlfriend of three years. Once I got there, she broke up with me. I was supposed to be staying for a month and now I have nowhere to go. FML

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cuppycakeslove 20

Monday 17 June 2013 8:58

What a heartless prick. I'm really sorry OP.

uhhSavage 22

Monday 17 June 2013 9:01

Just because there are a lot of fish doesn't mean she can catch them.

Comments

qwertkinz 12

Monday 17 June 2013 9:44

At least now you can party in Japan and meet new guys!

Rocketgirl89 17

Monday 17 June 2013 9:44

If he knew that he wanted to break up with the op, then he should have stayed at home. He's a jerk.

tehdarkness 21

Monday 17 June 2013 9:55

It's prolly cuz he wants to try to bone Japanese girls. Sorry op. Japan is awesome though, just do your worn thing and have fun!ake sure you see all the good sites and eat some Kobe steak!

saxybandgeek 14

Monday 17 June 2013 11:44

I really thought that "fun!ake" typo said funnel cake. I thought having funnel cake was great advice, I just wasn't sure how it fit into the situation

RockySnakes 10

Monday 17 June 2013 9:56

he seems a bit slow

shawn2rc 6

Monday 17 June 2013 9:58

Kinda see his point though. :/

CrissyyyS2 22

Monday 17 June 2013 10:06

I hope you didn't pay for his shit too. ******* bastard.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Monday 17 June 2013 10:13

Looks like he wanted to make sure to get there first. I have an inkling that you must have had a lot to do to in the organization this trip. He sounds like a user and a ********. Anyway, hope you enjoy Japan. I went there last year and we had a brilliant time. Make sure to go to Kyoto, it's an awesome city and there are plenty of cool spots to visit around (like Nara and Osaka).

tochiotome 14

Monday 17 June 2013 10:22

OP should totally cancel any accommodations/reservations for him. This is absurd! Also cancel his plane ticket too.

Zebediabolical 39

Monday 17 June 2013 10:23

Maybe you should go learn how to make the perfect bowl of ramen from the cantankerous chef at the noodle shop down the street. Hey, it worked for Brittany Murphy in Ramen Girl.