Transportation: Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into...

By ej6901 - 23/06/2015 20:00 - United States - Ventnor City

Today, I left my dog in my car for 5 minutes while I ran into a store. The car was running so he was fine, the thing that wasn't so fine is that when I walked out my car wasn't there. My dog somehow moved my car into the middle of a intersection, almost causing an accident. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2013 16:47 - United States - Trenton

Today, I left my dog in the car while I quickly ran into a store. I came out to a woman smashing at my window, screaming that it was too hot in the car for the dog and saying I was being inhumane. The car was still running and the air conditioning was on. FML

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By Jen - 11/02/2011 09:02

Today, I opened my car door on reaching destination and my dog escaped. I never found him. My destination was the vet's office to get him micro-chipped. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2021 21:30

Today, someone let my puppy escape. I didn't know, until I arrived home and hit him with my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2011 18:35 - United States

Today, I was driving back from school 100 miles away from my home with my fiancé and dog. While stopping for gas, we accidentally left our car keys and cell phones in the car. The dog sat on one of the keys and engaged the locks. We were locked out of the car until the tow truck arrived. FML

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By baddoggy - 17/10/2010 08:13 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my dog from the vet after she had surgery. I somehow managed to lock my keys, my purse, and my dog in the car. FML

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By mrs14 - 11/09/2012 02:04 - United States

Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn't find my keys. I then found them. They were in the ignition, and the car was running. FML

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Road rage

By fUcKOAHdSAjl - 16/08/2013 18:41 - United States - Manchester

Today, my dog was riding my car's passenger seat. He clambered over onto my lap, causing me to lose control of the wheel for a few seconds. As I tried to knock him off me, I lost track of my speed, and ended up being pulled over for reckless driving. FML

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By gagus123 - 28/10/2021 02:00 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, I accidentally left the handbrake off in my car, got out, locked it, and started walking away. Then I heard a loud noise and looked over my shoulder and the car was gone. Of course, it hit the only other car parked in the street. FML

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By frame - 20/03/2009 15:08 - Canada

Today, I was walking my husky when she saw a cat and bolted toward it. I couldn't let go of the leash because my hand was tangled up. Forced to run along, I ran into a parked van at full sprint. I lost my dog, broke two ribs and have to pay for the dent in the van. FML

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By VtecKickIn - 17/07/2010 06:00 - United States

Today, I was driving with my girlfriend. As we turned onto our block, she shrieked that our dog was running down the street and into traffic. I jumped out of the moving car and chased him for about a mile, only to give up, go home, and find out it wasn't our dog. FML

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dantee2005 33

Wednesday 24 June 2015 7:16

Take away his license until he learns to be responsible.

colvindj 22

Wednesday 24 June 2015 7:20

I'm just trying to comprehend the fact that your dog apparently moved the car while it was parked.

Comments

InSaMiTy 8

Thursday 25 June 2015 17:52

engage the e-brake next time

zenrael 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 19:11

How to tell if your dog is smarter than you.

YellowGray 4

Thursday 25 June 2015 19:55

Who the **** leaves their car running, like EVER? Or is your gas so cheap you can just afford to keep it running for no reason? I turn off the engine when I'm waiting for traffic lights.

1dvos_grl3 21

Thursday 25 June 2015 21:36

Roll down the windows..?

littlejuwa 8

Thursday 25 June 2015 23:46

Tbh its against the law in many states to leave a dog in the hot car regardless ur lucky the cops didnt see it or ud be in a hell of a situation

ellbbila 5

Friday 26 June 2015 3:40

Role the windows down next time

shelglo 5

Friday 26 June 2015 5:11

well for one, I'm glad you left the car on with the ac running so your dog didn't get heat stroke & die. How any of these other posters don't know that is beyond me. If the car was in park though, how the hell did your dog switch gears without having a foot on the break pedal?!!! How big is your dog?!