Miscellaneous: Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone....

By ItaliczZz - 12/10/2011 08:13 - Australia

Today, I left my window open while practicing the saxophone. My drunk neighbours showed their appreciation for the music with a well-aimed firecracker that set my mattress on fire. My landlord has threatened to evict me as she thinks I set it off. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Fake it til you make it

By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By Elizabeth Ann - 12/07/2020 08:01

Today, I was laying with my cat when someone set off a firework next to my window. Now I have stitches and a bed covered in blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2014 00:59

Today, I opened my window due to the good weather. I was lucky enough to listen to the sounds of someone violently throwing up for over an hour. The window got stuck open. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/04/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, one of my roommates blew a fuse by running a personal heater on full overnight. I notified our landlady that I had to get a new fuse; she came over to pay me for it. Only as I heard landlady's horn did I see another roommate's girlfriend's car; she stayed overnight and isn't allowed to. Both roomies got evicted and blamed me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 17:54 - Canada - Tatamagouche

Today, I was singing in the shower, not realising the window was open. When I got out, the neighbours were at the front door, loudly arguing with my mother. They were complaining about my awful singing. FML

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By soon to have a fist shaped hole in my ass - 23/01/2016 07:49 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, my neighbors in the apartment above me yet again had a loud fight, well past midnight while I was trying to sleep. I stood on my bed and pounded on the ceiling to shut them up. And now I'll have to explain the two fist-shaped holes in the ceiling to my landlord. FML

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By Homeless for the holidays - 13/12/2020 22:58 - United States - Farmington

Today, after I told my roommate last week she needed to find a new place to live because I thought she was psychotic, she set my house on fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2011 04:30 - United States

Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML

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By FailedEngineer - 20/10/2009 21:31 - Australia

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML

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netbeui435 3

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:04

Call the cops. That is arson.

Blacksxe 1

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:03

A firecracker?!? WTF is wrong with them?

Comments

Skittlepickle 13

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:17

Couldn't they...come ask you to stop next time? Firecrackers are really unnecessary.

iwadasn 32

Wednesday 12 October 2011 17:40

They were probably too drunk for that idea to occur to them.

gurly98 13

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:21

My advice don't keep your window open

2ndSucks 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:21

Why is she threatening to evict you? You were just making life a little more exciting. People these days..

UR1FatBastard 0

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:25

Seriously I'm a cop... They could be carved withe arson/attempted arson. Plus they would have to pay for your mattress if you sue them in small claims court! JUDGE JUDY BABY!!! Sorry this happened to you.

ikickgingers 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:39

*insert stereotypical cop jokes*

rae_munchkin 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 19:40

Judge Judy would kick their asses!

YakuzaxGeneralz 9

Thursday 13 October 2011 4:25

I can't take you seriously with Fat Bastard as your icon.

omgcookeys 15

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:31

your neighbors are idiots.

skinthesnakes 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:36

You just got burned.

cptmorgan6 8

Wednesday 12 October 2011 18:06

Woah-Ho! Hohohahahaho oh no you didn't!!

Kurochrome 17

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:37

Quick! Your neighbors shot a firecracker into your house! After you put out the fire, do you... A) Call the police for arson B) Explain to your landlord what just happened C) Post an FML about it Hmmm....

Daralea 21

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:50

Considering OP already talked to the landlord about it, you fail at wit.

jewclops 6

Wednesday 12 October 2011 16:54

That sucks.

copo37 7

Wednesday 12 October 2011 17:01

Knock on their door and when it opens throw a fire cracker in the living room. Then take a fire extinguisher and hose them down. Then say " sorry I have bad aim"