By pardon my English :$ - 09/08/2013 22:53 - France

Today, I let a friend read a draft of the novel I'm writing. She claimed the antagonist is blatantly based on her, and threatened to sue me if I don't pay her royalties. The antagonist is an ancient, insane goblin witch. I guess I see now how this confusion could arise. FML
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newburton13 26

I doubt she would want to prove in front of a judge that she's an insane goblin witch, even if she is. You'll be fine.

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Catkam623 27

Can you collect royalties from an insane asylum?

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simsgirlgem 25

tell me the title op I like to buy a copy to read

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Wiz_Of_Oz 17

This is fantastic! If she keeps pestering you for royalties just kill the goblin witch off in the most gruesome and humiliating way possible. That might not help your friendship though.

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Omniprism 14

She's not a friend and maybe you should say its based on an ancient goblin witch to her and maybe she'll stop acting like one.

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tazzy349 11

let her try...its not like her name is in the book

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Krystal3408 32

That's a person with a huge variety of weird in them

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150493x 29

Just shows what she thinks of herself if your antagonist is based on an ancient, insane goblin witch.

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LesAnn89 3

How does the saying go...no my post, in this case a character, wasn't about you, but if the shoe fits then feel free to lace that bitch up and wear it.

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