By pardon my English :$ - 09/08/2013 22:53 - France

Today, I let a friend read a draft of the novel I'm writing. She claimed the antagonist is blatantly based on her, and threatened to sue me if I don't pay her royalties. The antagonist is an ancient, insane goblin witch. I guess I see now how this confusion could arise. FML
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newburton13 26

I doubt she would want to prove in front of a judge that she's an insane goblin witch, even if she is. You'll be fine.

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Catkam623 27

Can you collect royalties from an insane asylum?

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Olympiakos10 15

I can understand how she would think it's her, she's probably old , obviously insane, likes to paint herself green, and shoves a broomstick up her ****** from time to time.

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singer0421 32

Haha maybe your subconscious was thinking of her when you wrote it? Subconscious does some weird chiz man... Weird chiz.

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littlemissgrace 15

It's ok dude, you can say "shit" on the Internet. Trying to sound intelligent while not even being able to handle using real curse words just looks silly.

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caohm 18

holy chiz thats true then what the flapjack are we still doing saying these ridiculous words

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singer0421 32

Who says I can't "handle" swearing? I actually swear all the ******* time...Sorry maybe i just wasn't in the mood :/

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abekj52 9

swearing makes you sound like a grown up!

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clemsi 20

then fudge it I don't want to sound like or be a grown up...if anyone needs me I shall be in my couch fort coloring

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clemsi 20

for some reason I could not edit that last part to include an or where it needed to be...darn edit times...they can go to h e double hockey sticks

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

O_O Can I join your couch fort? I'll bring candy and chicken nuggets! And pizza... and junk food!

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clemsi 20

welcome co couch fort commander shadowwolf...now we just need someone to bring a flashlight and we can tell scary stories all night

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ShadowWolfoxImp 18

*Holds up those stuffed animals that light up, and of course classic flashlights* ALWAYS CARRY THE ESSENTIALS! =D Ghost stories are AWESOME! Course, none scare me! I am unable to be scared.

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rdenkewicz 11

Let her try! She will lose her ass in attorneys fees and she deserves it.

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Mmkay1515 21

There's no way she's not joking, right? Right???

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mmm666 16

This is hilariously ridiculous. Hope it made you laugh at least, OP. and I sure hope she was joking.

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michelleJ11 25

If she thinks her personality resemblances an insane goblin, get her some help OP. Besides, there's no way she could get royalties anything if it honestly wasn't about her; I'm sure any judge would be able to understand the situation, if it ever made it to court.

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Enslaved 36

You're so vain, you probably think this -novel draft- is about you. :P

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olpally 32

What a dumb twat waffle. Let her do that and see what happens. ******* moron.

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Enslaved 36

*Looking at the OP's name.* I know a popular American expression is "Pardon my French". Just getting a kick out of seeing it reverse.

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