Kids: Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my...

By thanks, Nemo. - 11/07/2013 23:13 - United States - Hayward

Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML

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By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2012 22:35 - United States

Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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RIP in peace

By Connie - 01/04/2022 10:00

Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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Friday 12 July 2013 8:35

Samsung Galaxy S4 commercial?

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Friday 12 July 2013 8:37

3 year old+alone with expensive technology= something bad will happen

Comments

simsgirlgem 25

Friday 12 July 2013 13:49

sounds like it might have been safer to have it on the tv

Shazam25 7

Friday 12 July 2013 14:06

Is this just an ad for the new "life-proof" phone?

SwaggCapone 11

Friday 12 July 2013 14:59

^ why was that voted down. and invest in a lifeproof case

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Friday 12 July 2013 15:22

Lifeproof cases are a great investment. I had a friend drop his iPhone in the lake while we were putting our boat in the water...luckily he had one and his phone still worked.

Futacy 29

Friday 12 July 2013 15:28

Looks like you're going to need a few bags of dry rice.

Yeliab333 20

Friday 12 July 2013 15:38

That is so cute:) lol but sorry about your phone OP.

fancyturdhat 11

Friday 12 July 2013 15:43

Is this fml because your daughter is a pregnant ****, or because her best friend is female, and she's dumber than a box of hair?

Grimnirwher9 21

Friday 12 July 2013 16:06

You sure this is on the right page?

Grimnirwher9 21

Friday 12 July 2013 16:04

Why the hell would you give a smartphone to a three year old kid? YDI big time!

glamorous18 10

Friday 12 July 2013 16:16

that's why you don't give a 3-year-old your phone. YDI

Caitie_kid 8

Friday 12 July 2013 16:41

Yep life proof cases are awesome! I dropped my phone in the ocean while on vacation in the dark. I was calling it and looking all over the beach and there it was, lighting up under about 3 feet of water perfectly fine. No glitches or damage at all.