Kids: Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my...

By thanks, Nemo. - 11/07/2013 23:13 - United States - Hayward

Today, I let my 3-year-old daughter watch Finding Nemo on my phone while I made her lunch. I returned to find she had dropped my phone into the fish bowl so that her goldfish could see his friends. FML

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By Jack00412 - 08/07/2014 19:55 - United States - Montague

Today, I walked outside to find my 3 year-old daughter and her pet fish playing together on the swings. FML

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By exfishowner - 27/01/2019 12:00

Today, my 3-year-old daughter put her grow-in-water salamander in my fish tank. The residue from the toy gummed up the filter and killed all the fish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/08/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my phone alarm blaring at full volume. I grabbed it to hit snooze, but in my half-asleep state, I accidentally threw it across the room. It hit the wall, bounced off, and landed in my fish tank. My fish is fine. My phone is not. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2012 22:35 - United States

Today, I asked my husband to watch our daughter while I ran a few errands. While he treated himself to a long nap, she decided our fish needed a bubble bath, and squeezed out an entire bottle of dish soap. I came home to bubbles all over the floor, five dead fish, and one sleeping husband. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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By Bad Cat - 29/05/2019 14:00

Today, I saw my cat playing in the other room. Fascinated, I watched him for a few minutes before I realized he was playing with one of my daughter's fish. Well, what was left of it. FML

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By Connie - 01/04/2022 10:00

Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML

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By That idiot - 28/08/2014 02:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML

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By Sassers - 03/12/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I heard a loud crashing noise. I ran into the kitchen to see what it was. My cat had knocked over my fish bowl and had my Beta in her mouth. After scolding her and rescuing it, I decided to clean its bowl. When I went to dump some of the water in the sink, my fish went down the drain. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, I couldn't find my phone. Worried that I'd accidentally thrown it in the trash, I emptied out all the bins and searched the garbage. An hour later, my daughter said she'd found it by the bathroom sink. FML

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Friday 12 July 2013 8:35

Samsung Galaxy S4 commercial?

Feedmyaddiction5 14

Friday 12 July 2013 8:37

3 year old+alone with expensive technology= something bad will happen

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IliekLoki 7

Friday 12 July 2013 9:17

Goldfish don't belong in a fishbowl >:( Anyways OP I'm sorry for your phone, I hope you will be able to get a new one soon :D

rugby_lover09 13

Friday 12 July 2013 9:18

Put your phone in a bowl of uncooked rice and leave it over night. The rice will hopefully absorb the water.

Neesalun 20

Friday 12 July 2013 11:11

I've heard that you do it for 3days in the rice. Glad my phone isn't a victim. My iPod earbuds got washed in the washer. Working perfectly fine afterwards when I placed them in the rice for 3 days :)

stevothedevo 25

Friday 12 July 2013 17:37

Because the rice will attract Asians, and they will fix it for you.

clueless05 12

Friday 12 July 2013 9:20

Just keep swimming OP!

cottoncandymango 17

Friday 12 July 2013 9:21

She's just being cute. :) Pay attention to your phone next time though. Lol.

MidnightMusic53 37

Friday 12 July 2013 9:29

What did you think would happen when you left your phone alone with a 3 year old? You should invest in a DVD player, or perhaps Netflix. They've got this thing called a Roku that lets you stream movies on it. It should have Disney movies on it, but I'm not sure. I haven't checked. It wouldn't hurt to do some research though and see if it does have Disney movies. It beats ruining your phone and other handheld devices.