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By robertsonjimmy - 14/06/2011 01:46 - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

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By DrakeB - 20/01/2013 16:34 - United States - Seattle

Today, I found a lost dog and called the owner. When he arrived, I thought it would be cute to put the dog down so he would run back into his owner's arms, like in movies. As soon as I put the dog down, it ran away again. FML

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By dBLIZZARD - 09/06/2015 18:39 - United States

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jburd45 1

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

chase the ****** down

SteveMagnifico 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 8:39

watch your puppy next time puppynapping is a huge issue

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ChesCanadaEh 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:35

Hind sight it would be a good idea to watch him 24/7 but that's just not possible. You did your best and shit happens but it suck :/

freight48 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 13:56

You absolutely deserve is. you should be watching a new puppy outside. shame.

Goingunder817 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:40

Call the cops on that bastard!!!

Shrike 23

Wednesday 29 April 2015 0:03

Test.

iveanne 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:49

why would you leave a puppy outside unattended? that's just dumb. you don't deserve a puppy.

pongdadong 6

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:55

would have ran after them. why are people so complacent

ExtraCrispy95 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 14:59

that's so depressing it makes me angry

jazziness 12

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:01

*tear* thats so sad!!!!!!!

PaulTucek1 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:08

dumb dumb. its a new dog.

karmicsamadi86 9

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:08

That happened to me as a kid. we use to take care of puppies and someone stole a black lab pup from our yard. We saw them weeks later, but we couldn't even prove that he was ours!

RavenNight 0

Tuesday 14 June 2011 16:10

and u didnt think to stay with him while he was outside?

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