Intimacy: Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night....

By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 17:39 - United States

Today, I let my on-again, off-again boyfriend spend the night. For months we had been fighting about his new flame. After he convinced me that they are no longer an item, we had the most mind-blowing sex then we fell asleep. I awoke to him moaning her name. Followed by pelvic thrusts. FML

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By Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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By dtmfa - 31/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, I spent the night with my guy, who I hadn't seen in ages. In the middle of sex, he answered his phone, told me to be quiet, talked to the girl on the other end about how boring his day was, then left the room to finish talking to her. When he came back, he asked if I felt like swallowing. FML

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By Nutty - 16/11/2018 22:00

Today, I finally spent the night with a new guy after recently ending a 3-year toxic relationship. The new guy disappeared for 2 hours in the middle of the night, then came back to bed. Turns out he was busy snogging my housemate. I really choose them well. FML

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By unsatisfied - 29/11/2010 12:13 - Australia

Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2011 03:12 - United States

Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML

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Silver linings

By KANCHI - 02/06/2022 17:30 - India - Gurgaon

Today, my boyfriend and I were in the middle of great sex when he suddenly called out his ex's name. Just before I decided to yell at him and throw him out of my room, I realised he performed better when he yelled her name. So, I let him. FML

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By disapointed girl - 28/12/2009 16:58 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML

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By hoody - 22/01/2010 22:27 - United States

Today, I got to sleep in the same bed as the love of my life...and her new boyfriend. FML

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Booming

By Anonymous - 26/04/2013 22:22 - United States - Arvada

Today, things got pretty steamy between my boyfriend and me. We started doing stuff that neither of us had tried before. Then, he straddled me with a raging erection and boomed, "IT HAS RISEN!" He didn't understand why I was suddenly no longer in the mood. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2018 18:30

Today, I finally had sex with my live-in boyfriend after a long dry spell. It was passionate and great, until I hurt my back changing positions. Now he refuses to touch me, going as far as sleeping on the couch to give me "enough space". Hello new dry spell. FML

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chefajhatter 1

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:02

You deserve it... You should have stopped fooling around with him when you found out he was into someone else.

jem1991 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:01

friends with benefits five! (scrubs reference)

Comments

glykoula09 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:37

you shouldve chopped off his schlong, stuck it in his mouth, and peaced it.

Chaith 16

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:43

I finally get it! ...Haha!

WolfgangDS 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 4:55

See, it's at THAT point that you should have woken him up, looked him straight in the eyes, and said, "I guess some habits are hard to break, huh?"

BigLord 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:00

You win, no need for further commentaries on this FML.

kellbell09 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:09

YFDI!!!!!!! Why would you go and have sex with him if you have had an on- off relationship. ******* retard. No one feels bad 4 u ya ****** idiot!!!!!

glennabobenna 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:13

PELVIC THRUSTS FTW!!!!!!!!!!!

your_face 15

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:24

Just because they're not an item anymore, doesn't mean he doesn't still have the hots for her - maybe she dumped him, and you're the rebound.

onigiriqueen 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:20

Wow. You're a pretty pathetic excuse for a female.

ziqi92 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 5:49

sometimes i really wonder why some women keep going for hot guys who r likely to cheat on them rather than less handsome guys who would never think about doing so...sigh...nice guys/girls really do finish last in this world do they...