Miscellaneous: Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To...

FML for mobile
Free

By Piano999 - 21/02/2010 07:41 - United States

Today, I lied to my crush telling him I can play the piano. To 'prove' it, I recorded a video on my phone of a girl playing a beautiful piece. After I sent it, I realized my mouse cursor was in the center of the page the entire time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 5 397

You deserved it 62 244

Mother's Day: Sweets and Bummers
Between disastrous breakfasts in bed and unusual gifts, Mother's Day is an inexhaustible source of laughter. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Play 4′33″ by John Cage

By NonPianoMan - 26/08/2021 16:01

Today, after I'd told this girl I’m seeing that I play piano to impress her, it turns out her father is a pianist and has a grand piano in their house. Tonight, I’m supposed to go to her place to play her my "favorite piece." FML

I agree, your life sucks 186

You deserved it 2 179

Self sabotage

By StarryEyes - 27/01/2024 06:00 - Canada

Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML

I agree, your life sucks 129

You deserved it 556

By 420dits - 26/01/2010 01:16 - Canada

Today, my crush went on webcam on MSN. He looked really adorable, so I took about 6 screen shots and copied them into paint. I accidentally took a screenshot of my screen with all the pictures on paint and copied it into the conversation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 017

You deserved it 44 884

By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 027

You deserved it 2 157

By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 521

You deserved it 1 866

By ripmylife - 10/10/2016 17:53 - Germany - Herford

Today, my boyfriend heard me confessing my undying love to someone while we were skyping. He's now convinced that I was talking to some other guy and had forgotten to mute my phone. I was talking to my cat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 723

You deserved it 2 133

By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 655

You deserved it 14 175

Doofus

By Anonymous - 02/02/2025 22:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was talking to my crush when I laughed so hard that I snorted. Then I tried to play it cool by saying, "I do that on purpose sometimes." Now he probably thinks I fake-snort for fun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 72

You deserved it 503

Liar !

By Anonymous - 14/03/2020 09:00

Today, I lied and told my friends I was a compulsive liar. Well, I think I lied. FML

I agree, your life sucks 494

You deserved it 1 300

Bad omen or what?

By Chipper - 09/06/2009 00:14 - United States

Today, I was playing piano for a wedding rehearsal. Bored, I decided to pass the time playing through a book of music I found in the piano bench. Some time later the bride turned to me and screamed at me to stop. I had turned the page and had begun to play "Let's Call The Whole Thing Off." FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 166

You deserved it 51 526

Courtz08 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:21

that'll teach you to lie! :P

Residence_fml 4

Sunday 21 February 2010 12:24

why would you lie about something like that? Oh, I know, because he would NEVER find out about it of course when he would go to your place and ask you to play a piece. -next time when you lie about something make sure nobody can find out now or later YDI

Comments

chrisp87 11

Monday 4 February 2013 14:49

Serves you right for lying YDI for sure.

abbsmarie 7

Thursday 5 December 2013 23:18

Dont lie!

imhope 23

Tuesday 31 December 2013 8:10

Next time don't lie!

worldclassrager 39

Friday 31 January 2014 18:06

Well a small build of a lie there if you two get a relationship together it might be interesting how much he trusts you...just play chopsticks as a promo then practice practice practice...

gingerface81 16

Saturday 5 April 2014 7:21

YDI fricken poser

username356 14

Saturday 14 February 2015 3:34

That's why you shouldn't lie and pretend you can do something you can't. Just be yourself. It makes your life easier

Skoff_fml 27

Wednesday 25 February 2015 8:36

what is the point of lying about your abilities? if you are unwilling to gain a parter on your own merits then you are not ready for a relationship.

happypenguins 24

Friday 10 April 2015 3:27

Just tell him it is you its just an older thing you did a few years ago that you had on your computer and you couldn't play because your brother or some one else in your house was practicing on the piano/ keyboard in your house

Jhk9000 23

Tuesday 8 December 2015 22:52

If you actually filmed a film of your computer playing a film, he wouldn't believe you anyway. Wauw. How stupid are people today?

Mike Mike 2

Saturday 28 April 2018 23:55

loool. this is not the first tie that is happening, it happened to a friend of mine in nigeria too https://www.michaelphils.com/2017/11/what-happens-when-you-lie-that-you-can.html