By melon squash - 11/09/2016 10:15 - Belgium - Kessel-lo

Today, I lifted up a watermelon, not realising it had gone bad. The thing exploded like an alien giving birth. Stinking juice and rotten inside all over the kitchen. Even behind the build-in closets. It smells like rotten fruit cheese and I can't reach behind the closets. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 567
You deserved it 1 328
Valentine's Day: Love and Maladresse
Discover romantic anecdotes with a touch of awkwardness - because nothing expresses love better than a little discomfort! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

LostInTheZone11 29

On the plus side your wording is top notch.

136 4
LyricaSilvan 29

That sounds terrible, but I laughed pretty hard at the term "fruit cheese." I wish you luck getting it cleaned up. You definitely don't want that smell sticking around.

15 0

Comments

LoZelda123 20

This is most beautifully written fml...well done OP

2 0
SweetVoltage 8

there is a couple things I can think that would help to fix the smell, turn off the poer to the kitchen and use a high pressure water system behind the cupboards (you'll have to clear any benches underneath first and amything you don't want getting wet, also use a power source in a different room). then use a thin straw on a can of glen 20 and spray in any gaps under the cupboard this will help get rid of most if not all the smell ☺

2 2
annie_zoo 27

ahhhh the same thing happened last summer, the smell is revolting

0 0
nelebo 2

Thanks for the nice replies! Sorry for the mix of UK and US English. That's what you get when your main practice of a language is television and music ;-) So one question: when they say "he is coming out of the closet" do they really mean the toilet then? Oh dear, must be an awful bloody mess ;-)))

0 0