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By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 15:56 - United States

Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I think in this instance ignorance is indeed bliss.

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andoprime 4

Sounds to me as if he is enjoying himself... Unless you have proof that kitty is some child... Well I would put it far from my mind

Cjmw 7

And you are probably better off not knowing... In fact, I think it's safe to say that we all are.

lusciousasshair 9

You should become best friends with that weirdo. maybe he will invite you over and you will see what is going on in person.

cho_bee 9

So, Kitty is a make-believe girlfriend and she's helping him rub one out?

Maybe he loves his cat dearly and likes to keep its fur soft and smelling good so he bathes it a lot, using his underwear as a temporary swimsuit instead of changing completely.

......I don't want to know what's going on there O.o

SexyMexi21 23

Sometimes it better not know and leave it like that.

clumsyninja13 21

He's most likely ******* his kitty