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By Anonymous - 20/05/2013 15:56 - United States

Today, I listened to my elderly bachelor neighbor moan, "Oh, kitty, kitty, kitty! Oh kitty!" for over half-an-hour before he wandered out on his balcony in wet, tight white underwear to water his plant. This is the fifth time this week, and I still don't know what on earth he's doing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 220
You deserved it 3 379

Same thing different taste

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I think in this instance ignorance is indeed bliss.

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Let's think about this - do you really want to know?

onorexveritas 23
Qwermy 16

Maybe that's a pet name for a girlfriend (or a prostitute)? I just hope he's not talking to a cat....

reesecup09 4

Ewwww omg I don't think I wanna know

Oh OP don't pretend you don't know... He's just a lonely old guy who occasionally satisfies himself. I am more concerned that 5 times a week is a bit too much for him....

I just did after reading your comment and gave myself the creeps...

zapusek23 8

Is your neighbor Red Forman?

Maybe he was masturbating to that 70's show?