By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 04:50 - United States - Clifton

Today, I locked my keys in my car. Good thing I went to Lowe's to make spares, which are also now locked in the car. FML
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wlddog 14

After you eventually get in, zip tie one of the spares someplace no one will see, so this wont happen again. I zip tie spares to the frame under the truck. Works every time.

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rg350dx 29

There must be some record for locking a certain amount of keys to a vehicle inside of it. You should look that up and apply to Guinness. On a related note have you ever brought up Home Depot in a Lowes? They look at you like you're the antichrist. I swear. It felt like I just showed up to a bar mitzvah in a SS uniform.

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perdix 29

#12, I know how you feel! I was at a Denny's and inquired about the "Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity" and they informed me with disgust and disdain that it was an IHOP dish. You've got to see if from the store's point of view. I worked in a small town with only two theaters and since I worked at one, the other was necessarily Hell on Earth. If a movie was you wanted to see was showing at the enemy cinema, you just had to miss it. It was very awkward when we merged!

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Success4444 12

No, #12, we don't. If anything, the customers make it a joke and we always love to undercut Home Depot's prices to secure our business. Competition is always healthy! Plus, those that swear they'll never come back because THEY are trying to pull a fraudulent stunt are often back the next day. We just giggle to ourselves, and thank them for their business.

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feelingold 18

anyone else reckon success4444 is hitting on perdix? twice in one thread can't be just a coincidence...

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SenselessPattern 12

Can you feeeeeeel, the love, tonight?

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feelingold 18

Mm ok a bit of mood music. At least she's hot eh perdix.

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Futacy 29

I would tell you to invest in a personal locksmith... but I'm worried that you might lock him in the car too.

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DanqGirlxoxo 13

Maybe it's time to invest in a car with one of those touchpad key codes on the driver side door OP.

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chowE_fml 4

They don't even make cars like that anymore because they are easier to break Into. That was for 95-00 models.. So that wouldn't really be an investment

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TheDrifter 23

You can get new Bentleys with fingerprint recognition on the door handles, and you can buy a similar upgrade for most any car, costs about 3 grand, but worth it if you wanna French the door handles.

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DanqGirlxoxo 13

I wasn't aware , Sorry. My godfather has a 2002 Ford Explorer and my aunt has a 2011 Ford Expedition and they both have the passcode pads on their driver side doors. I just assumed. But thank you for taking the time to clear that up !

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bwinski 19

all Lincoln models still have the keypads on their vehicles.

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olpally 32

Brilliant. Good luck op!

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Rxted 8

You must be a special kind of retarded.

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PhotoSmith 25

That is a waste of resources and tax payer dollars.

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SaxophoneHero 12

Those are hard to come by. It's one of the few items Amazon doesn't sell.

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itsnotover_fml 5

Your first problem is going to lowes. Worst place to work ever

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stanley18 2

**** you, lowes>homedepot

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Success4444 12

I am a proud employee at Lowes! How many deaths have Home Depot been responsible for due to retarded employees? Eighty. Lowes? Zero. We watch ours, and the customers' backs.

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buddy51 23

Next stop for you, OP, is a neurologist if you can remember the way there.....

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Enummoc 10

It's not really a big deal. If you call the local police they can unlock it with the tool they have specifically for this. I see this happen all the time, OP. You aren't any less intelligent than these bozos. Word of caution, though, only certain car keys can be copied at Lowe's.

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Enslaved 36

It all depends on which officer you encounter. My friend locked her key in her call and saw a police driving by and asked for help. He refused saying that many police stopped helping because it opens up a liability if there's damage done to the car.

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Shmatterhorn 38

I recommend either AAA or your auto insurance's roadside assistance service, if you have it on your policy. It was great when I had my prior car and it broke down in the next town.

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