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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
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Thoko_fml 0

Whichever one has windows that are cheaper to replace.

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Illyssa_fml 4

Well, if you broke into your car, you'd still need to break into your house to get inside..sooo I'd say break into your house that way you don't need to break in your car :)

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chocchipcookies 0

You are locked out of your house and your car yet you still have time to post on FML?

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breenntt 0

ahha, that's a cool response. yoour cool (;

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ducky_box 0

so uh.... you had time to put this on fml instead of deciding which one to break into?

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gooseboy 0

I carry a spare set of keys on a chain around my neck for just such eventualities, and I've used them several times!

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jeniiladoosh 0

here's an idea. call a lock smith. it's cheaper than replacing windows

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Xvampx 0

How do you lock yourself outside of your house if you never had your keys to lock it with?

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sic_fml 6

Forget keys on table. Lock door. Exit. Pull door shut.

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shhhitsasecret 0

definitely house. easier to break into with minimal damage than the car.

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RustInPeace79 0

Are you that clumsy?

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CptGap 0

obviously call the cops

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ZoZo17_fml 0

house, because you don't have to break into your car. plus houses are easier.

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