An FML like this is the perfect reason why the kind of doors we use here in Eastern Europe are better than your American doors. Ours can't be locked without the key, so it is impossible to lock your only keys inside the house. And even disregarding the possibility of locking the keys in, there is still no way how a door that locks without a key is a good thing. YDI for having ridiculous house doors.

call a locksmith genius

I take it you've never heard of AAA, a locksmith, or even the police, as all of them are much cheaper and more intelligent options. By by all means, go smash some windows. You were dopey enough to lock yourself out of not one, but two things. Why not cost yourself as much as possible to rectify it while you're at it.

derp... check your pockets before you leave your door and obviously... your house dummy

your just an idiot really

maybe you're the kind of person that needs a key pad with numbers rather than keys eh?

tbf, I'd break into the house, lol.

house windows are cheaper, trust me

break in? call a locksmith....oh wait let me guess you locked your phone in the car too? ydi op

coulda been worse you could have locked yourself inside your car then what my friend? then what?