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By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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Today, I closed the store on my own for the first time. As I was locking the front door, the key broke. Now half the key is stuck and the door is still unlocked. I have to stay until we open in the morning and I'm not getting paid for it. FML

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Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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Today, my mom was out of the house, so I decided to make her a gift. I went into the garage for supplies and somehow ended up locking myself in for the next 2 hours. Not only that, but I cut my hand with the rusty paperclip I used to try to pick the lock. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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thrAsHeRr9081 16

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:23

Oh, the irony.

kleider1 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

Call a locksmith? FYL

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Bekavera 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 12:46

Remind me NOT to hire you....lol...jk

Haley0709 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 16:22

Haha, that's funny.

samanthayap 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 17:22

That's cute? (:

starrnao 15

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:02

Irony at it's finest hour

Blacksabbath211 9

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:46

Irony sucks, don't it Dx But if you don't have your tools, there isn't much you can do...

HEYpumpkin83 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 22:31

hehe

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:34

It's Halloween, mug some kid in a skeleton costume and take his keys.

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 31 October 2011 1:39

everyone has a bad day from time to time, don't feel bad. hey OP, i'v thinking of going into locksmithing, can you PM me with info of where to start?

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 31 October 2011 1:43

and no, i'm not joking. i've always been good manipulating small objects, but when i googled locksmithing schools the ones i looked at seemed to be scams. if you could maybe give me some hints or even the name of a reputable school that would be greatly appreciated :-)

DaveMatthewsBand 4

Monday 31 October 2011 3:47

*smack* should've had a V8

kayaker83 4

Monday 31 October 2011 6:07

You should consider a hide a key lol

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