Work: Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith....

By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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By jackjona - 16/12/2016 06:03 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, I closed the store on my own for the first time. As I was locking the front door, the key broke. Now half the key is stuck and the door is still unlocked. I have to stay until we open in the morning and I'm not getting paid for it. FML

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By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By ItWasHotAsBalls - 22/12/2016 00:56

Today, my mom was out of the house, so I decided to make her a gift. I went into the garage for supplies and somehow ended up locking myself in for the next 2 hours. Not only that, but I cut my hand with the rusty paperclip I used to try to pick the lock. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 19:23

Oh, the irony.

kleider1 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

Call a locksmith? FYL

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whitey53 5

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:23

Not really a YDI, I guarantee he could unlock the door, the irony is that his tools were inside.

JeanVaJean 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:03

It's ok, Op. I know a dentist who once had toothache.....

brandonb6 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:05

The irony

puddin128 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:13

Good luck getting another locksmith you compete against for business to unlock it....

sarahscrambles 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:15

this is the best thing I've read in years.

Hammer940 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:21

Call the locksmith!!! Anyone? Anyone? 5 points if you know it.

AustinDx 2

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:23

the Key to something hilarious Is irony! xD ydi for not having a backup, how long have you been a locksmith?

goat840731 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 1:55

Take the palm of your hand and place it on your face OP

Amanda111997 4

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:14

Irony much?

jedielf 23

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:56

... Yup.

tmoneysly 7

Sunday 30 October 2011 2:17

Guess not a very good one

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