Work: Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith....

By joser6969 - 29/10/2011 14:07 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 23:30 - India - Pune

Today, I've managed to lock myself in my own bedroom. It won't open no matter what I do. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 10:00 - United States

Today, after closing down the gas station I work at, I went to unlock the door to the building. Turned out the lock broke and I was locked inside until my boss could get there to let me out. FML

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By jackjona - 16/12/2016 06:03 - United States - Sioux Falls

Today, I closed the store on my own for the first time. As I was locking the front door, the key broke. Now half the key is stuck and the door is still unlocked. I have to stay until we open in the morning and I'm not getting paid for it. FML

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By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By ItWasHotAsBalls - 22/12/2016 00:56

Today, my mom was out of the house, so I decided to make her a gift. I went into the garage for supplies and somehow ended up locking myself in for the next 2 hours. Not only that, but I cut my hand with the rusty paperclip I used to try to pick the lock. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Saturday 29 October 2011 19:23

Oh, the irony.

kleider1 9

Saturday 29 October 2011 19:25

Call a locksmith? FYL

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Ikickmidgets 11

Saturday 29 October 2011 22:57

what a bunch of Crap. if you're a business owner and lock yourself out, you're not the organized. time to self evaluate your position

luvbug21 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:09

(sarcastic voice)What no keys? Baha

LennyComa 39

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:12

Did you call a locksmith...that would of been some good marketing for them

BellaMarta 19

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:18

Oh, the irony!

1JDub 6

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:29

Call a locksmith...after he lets you in, just say you wanted to check the competition out....easy fix

tedyesca 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:39

lol... sad.

JediScum 1

Saturday 29 October 2011 23:51

Worst. Locksmith. Ever.

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Sunday 30 October 2011 0:13

Owned!

XTheDesertSongX 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:15

Don't start sentences with "And." "And I'm a blacksmith" is a fragment. I can see why you're a blacksmith now.

XTheDesertSongX 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:18

I meant to say "locksmith."

puppydog 12

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:23

It is not always incorrect to start a sentence with "And". Maybe you should learn how to use the right words before you start correcting other people's grammar. I can see why you're an idiot now.

catzXC18 0

Sunday 30 October 2011 5:35

Agreed with #115. Take a few English classes, then come back and reevaluate.

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 30 October 2011 0:17

The irony of feeling naked because you don't have your tool...

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