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By justdancebbyx3 - 06/06/2010 05:23 - United States

Today, I logged onto Facebook and found out that my own mother unfriended me because she didn't want her new boyfriend to know that she had a daughter. FML

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You deserved it 3 014

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By iamchazzi - 01/12/2017 18:30 - United States - Madison

Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML

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You deserved it 577

By Nick - 26/01/2010 21:26 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out I have a daughter. How did I find out? She added me on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 790

You deserved it 18 118

By NinjaWafflesx - 15/12/2011 15:20 - United States

Today, my mother hacked my Facebook and broke up with my boyfriend and pretended to be me. She told him if he ever talks to me again, she'll call the cops. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 756

You deserved it 3 962

By lrgenesis - 04/02/2012 08:13 - United States

Today, my mom friended all my friends on Facebook then thought it'd be a good idea to try and act like a teen so she'd be considered 'cool'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 186

You deserved it 2 828

By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 13:15 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 085

By carolinagirl - 04/04/2011 16:23 - United States

Today, I found out that my mom and dad got a divorce. They didn't tell me, they just changed their relationship status on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 700

You deserved it 3 584

Busted

By Anonymous - 03/03/2017 04:00

Today, I found out why my girlfriend removed me from Facebook last week. Turns out she didn't want me to see pics of her with a new boyfriend. How I found out? My coworker, her new boyfriend, left his messenger open during lunch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 944

You deserved it 562

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By food critic - 22/12/2016 14:26 - Australia - Ryde

Today, I saw my girlfriend's mother tagged at a restaurant, the same one I had suggested we try earlier in the week. At the time, she quickly shut me down because "that place sounds terrible". I guess she forgot that she finally added me on Facebook. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 796

You deserved it 603

By Anonymous - 30/10/2013 23:39 - United States - South Gate

Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 256

You deserved it 3 912

Buzz off

By Anonymous - 22/11/2021 16:59

Today, my mother is mad at me for deleting my Facebook account. I actually deleted the account because I'd had enough of putting up with her criticizing comments on every Facebook post I made. FML

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You deserved it 113

lucious_mama 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 12:15

wow... sound like something my mom would do if she wasn't always to drunk to learn how to use a computer

dax002 0

Sunday 6 June 2010 12:26

**** your mums life for being a selfish bitch. op I feel sorry for you as no one deserves parents like that.

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littlericht 2

Monday 21 November 2011 3:18

Why are you dressed like a super hero at the age of 17??? Now that's sadder!!!

littlericht 2

Monday 21 November 2011 3:23

My last comment is aimed at number 20 super hero assassin dude!

didfml 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 18:18

Damn.... :(

imazaari 12

Thursday 24 January 2013 18:47

There are too many mothers like this in the world. Don't have kids if you aren't proud to be a parent.

GRgoldfish 19

Friday 3 May 2013 15:39

I'd go contact him and tell him that I'm your girlfriends daughter and see how fast he runs from her... but that's just me.

ThatBoredGuy 4

Monday 26 August 2013 4:32

Life's a bitch ... SO IS YOUR MOM !! FYL :(

ChaoticAshxoxo 2

Monday 9 September 2013 23:36

wow that's bad. :(

HyperFLIGHT 6

Sunday 24 November 2013 21:50

All u gotta do is post on fb ur moms her and then tell her bf get that bitch back!!

Chaosshadowzero 15

Friday 21 February 2014 8:40

Wow thats horrible.....

doglover100 28

Sunday 13 April 2014 3:04

He'll find out eventually.

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