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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By fmylife - 26/08/2010 10:09 - Malaysia

Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By sydysyd - 21/11/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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robvicious_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

masturbation is normal and healthy, tell'em to shut the **** up!

dino_witha_cape 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:25

delete all of their un-important files on their computer leaving a video of you screaming "NO!"

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were_giraffe 2

Wednesday 8 April 2009 21:44

18: DELETE YOUR HISTORY NEXT TIME. HAH that's funny. I knew a man who's son did that, thinking it would cover his tracks. He forgot that his dad worked on computers for a living and still saw where he went *evil grin* yes being a "parent" does not automatically mean "knowing less than the kids" about computers. and lol "encryption" yeah... that works if you are dealing with people who know nothing about computers. However the biggest threat to computers is physical access. With physical access, it might take more work, but eventually anything can be hacked. Or just erased with a good electromagnet, if you're feeling lazy. :-)

swagmonkey 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 6:24

Okay, FYL because it's none of their business. But if it only affected your **** folder, you should know it's not a virus. That would be one amazingly targeted virus...

aliceoftheblades 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:49

Use truecrypt, it's got all kinds of functionality to stop hacking attempts, you can get it here: http://www.truecrypt.org/downloads, I use a hidden partition, with a 40 character password, and a keyfile that stays on my jumpdrive.

d3463 0

Friday 10 April 2009 17:03

You shouldn't be using your family computer to access ****. That stuff is riddled with viruses and odviously your parents can monitor. If the subject ever comes up again, tell your parents ************ is perfectly normal and it's better than going out there and risking pregnancy and STD's and such. While the computer may be their business, you masterbating is not and ask them to kindly mind their own business where that is concerned. On a side note ... your parents are hilarious!

chocolates 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 2:47

LMFAO THATS HILARIOUS.

thabigen 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 9:46

this is why u dont book mark or save ****.. jus burn it to a disc and be done with it.. saving **** will almost always get found on a computer.. hiding a disc not so common unless u jus have nosey ass perents

uw82 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 2:25

#142 - in British and Canadian English, the correct spelling is "favourite"... goddamn ignorant americans.

angela3222 0

Monday 14 March 2011 3:47

NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE IGNORANT. Your a hypocrite for saying that. intact I am an American who spells favorite, favourite. so **** off.

bolto_fml 0

Sunday 19 April 2009 17:10

How did they know it was your favourite video? Made up. Epic fail.

xhopefulsecretx 0

Monday 20 April 2009 18:51

Tell them to go **** themselves. Masturbation is healthy. You aren't a serial killer who prefers their victims unconscious. Now that's something to make a video about.