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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

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Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML
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robvicious_fml 0

masturbation is normal and healthy, tell'em to shut the **** up!

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dino_witha_cape 0

delete all of their un-important files on their computer leaving a video of you screaming "NO!"

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17Master 0

Passwords are your friends. Apparently, so is your right/left hand.

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McLaughlane 0

what #1 said. It's normal and perfectly healthy. Tell your parents to stay off your computer. Better yet, password-protect it.

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MikeT298 0

I used to bury my private folder someplace where no one could find it in my PC :)

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Chaith 16

Doesn't sound like something a parent would say to their kid. They're funny :]

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ammali 0

LOL, that's what passwords and stuff are for. If you keep that stuff out in the open, YDI. That's like leaving stacks of **** mags right in your room for anybody to see. Still sucks for you though.

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Oden5061 0

you need to learn how to encode files so that they will only show up if you do a search in an archiving program, and are compressed in such a way that they won't show which format they're in until you open them, and that you need a password to open them. basically, you need to learn how to hide that stuff, and make it so you can only find it and open it with a password. and Get a real Life #11 it's been shown that medically Masturbating is a really good stress reliever, and there really is nothing wrong with it. the reason why it shows up in the bible is the same reason as the anti-homosexuality statements do. if your sperm wasn't making strong soldiers for the good of Rome, then you deserved to die. those were the reasons for those statements regarding sex. kinda out dated don't you think? oh, one other fun fact, marriage was only created so that a woman could be controlled for 9 months so that you could know who the father was. again, a Roman thing. I dare every religious fundamentalist out there to take a course in ancient Roman and Greek history. you'll find that most of the things in a bible had a reason other than "it's the word of god" *last part is off-topic I know, but I felt it needed to be stated*

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redroses5 0

that's why you set your folders as "hidden," place them in a folder they wouldn't check, put a hard password on your computer, and delete every record of ever downloading it. you've much to learn, grasshopper. Oh, and did you keep on masturbating to your parents' video? haha

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tehhotness 0

Thank you #69 (lol 69), I'm glad someone got it haha

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