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By Anonymous - 04/04/2009 14:44 - Canada

Today, I logged onto my computer to access a video from my porn stash. However, the folder was empty except for my favourite file. Thinking that a virus deleted everything, I was thankful my favourite file remained. When I opened it, I saw a video of my parents telling me not to masturbate. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/11/2020 08:03

Today, I was watching porn and found my mom on a webcam. When I told her that I saw her, she just took away my computer and told me to get off porn. FML

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By Noname - 24/02/2009 23:57 - United States

Today, my hard drive on my computer crashed with all of my files on it. I took it to my Dad, who is a computer analyst, to see if he could recover anything. The only thing that he could salvage was my illustrious collection of porn. FML

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By Traumatized - 05/03/2011 19:57 - Israel

Today, my coworker returned the camera I lent her. After plugging the camera into my PC, I saw a file was still on it. Wanting to make sure I didn't delete something important, I opened it. To my horror, it was a video of my coworker pleasuring herself. She's old enough to be my mother. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

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By fmylife - 26/08/2010 10:09 - Malaysia

Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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By wtf - 16/05/2014 22:25 - Australia - Narangba

Today, I started watching porn in my room with the volume muted. A minute later, my dad knocked on the door, so I closed everything and called him in. He just said, "Son, you disgust me." and walked out. Now I'm too paranoid to use my own computer. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:59 - United Kingdom

Today, I got home from working late and decided to write a cute email to my girlfriend since I haven't seen her in two weeks. I was about to finish it off when my door swung open, and in a panic, I opened another tab to hide my email. It was porn. FML

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Nooooo!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By sydysyd - 21/11/2010 23:43 - United States

Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML

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robvicious_fml 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:19

masturbation is normal and healthy, tell'em to shut the **** up!

dino_witha_cape 0

Saturday 4 April 2009 20:25

delete all of their un-important files on their computer leaving a video of you screaming "NO!"

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effmalyfe 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:57

Upload the video, should be good for a laugh

Talkative1 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:11

Tell them to stfu. Like they've never done it. It's perfectly healthy and normal to **********.

BluEG0pher 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:21

leave your parents dude

louisianagrrrrl 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:23

wow like everybody in the ******* world doesnt **********

shadow_moses 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:49

at least they were creative about it, even if they are softcocks

zJames 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:13

Wow obviously your dad jerks off a lot cause he was quick to find y our **** and also new which video you watched most. Maybe you "explore" yourself too often. Tell him you have learned your lesson and then go get some girl pregnant. That'll teach them! lol j/k

manda518 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 3:26

LOL that's ******* funny

Whitenight_fml 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:07

At least they didn't add to your **** stash with their home made ****

Callyn 47

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:27

#49: It's his computer, they have no right to go into it and delete his files. Looking at **** makes you normal, lying about not looking at **** makes you a loser and a liar.

PsychoX 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 4:40

You have a computer without multiple passwords? YDI If it's a PC, Google's web browser, Chrome, has an incognito mode. If it's a Mac, Apple's web browser, Safari, has a safe browsing mode. If it's a *nix variant, they wouldn't have been able to find your **** stash to begin with. Websites. Browser privacy mode. And if you have files on your computer you don't want people to see, ENCRYPT them to holy hell. Make case sensitive, alpha-numera-symbolic 12+ digit ones. Not windows passwords, actual encryption, anyone with a disk burner and half an IQ point can break a windows password in < 3 minutes. Or introduce the hard drive platter to spork. repeatedly. and hope your parents aren't data recovery specialists.