Intimacy: Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead...

By danam - 05/07/2011 02:38 - Canada

Today, I looked out my window to see the sunset, but instead I see my neighbor dancing with strobe lights on and music blasting. He was by himself and had absolutely nothing on. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By PeepShow - 06/08/2009 06:04 - United States

Today, it was just too hot. I stripped down and, being home alone, pranced around nude, lip synching and playing air guitar to some music. I was getting really into when I opened my eyes and looked out the window to see an old man with binoculars on his terrace. He wasn't birdwatching. FML

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By fucking hell my eyes burn - 23/05/2014 22:46 - Germany

Today, I woke up and stumbled over to my window to soak up some morning sunshine. The sunshine was lovely; the sight of my elderly neighbour doing some kind of nude yoga in his backyard certainly was not. FML

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By sluttydancer - 10/06/2009 13:51 - United States

Today, I was alone in my friend's kitchen. I had "Don't Cha" stuck in my head all day so I decided to let it out by doing a slutty dance, including spinning around the support pole in the kitchen. I heard a noise outside and saw my friend's dad had been cleaning the windows. With a boner. FML

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By Anonyme - 09/07/2011 00:11 - France

Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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By ptiluinthesky - 24/11/2008 02:56 - France

Today, my neighbor turned down his loud music that he's been playing for months, only to turn on a porn movie at maximum volume. FML

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By anon - 15/09/2012 05:35 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I woke up to the sound of my neighbor pleasuring himself. FML

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By fmT719 - 18/12/2011 23:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I came to the conclusion that my dad must have had a psychotic break, because when I came home, he was wearing sunglasses indoors, and blasted out Skrillex music all through the evening. The sound of diarrhea pouring into a gutter would make for better music than this. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Open your eyes

By Anonymous - 01/10/2021 14:00

Today, I was taking some "me time" when my neighbor drove past and saw me. What I failed to realize was that my dog had pushed the shades open for my body to be right on display. FML

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CRrawsum 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:35

Join him!

Livinia 11

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:36

We all know you got out the popcorn and sat and watched.

Comments

rafsta 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:39

Did you **** in your pants

IndigoFuckYou 9

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:39

That man is an innovator.

Hockeyboy4280 18

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:39

I do the same thing at night...

cenax27 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 11:50

win

38alyssa25 0

Friday 8 July 2011 2:23

then maby they saw u...

ribbyc80 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:39

sorry about that, I like doing the windmill with flashing lights.

labudamike 6

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:40

was he doing the perculator

vjose 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:41

I'm sorry, I thought I had closed the window!

mexicotoucher 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:56

closing the window won't help. glass is transparent.

ultrabroski 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:40

swag

bigmanj28 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:41

That's what we call foreplay

couturegirl2 7

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:41

I've never laughed so hard in my life until I read this.

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 9:12

that's the saddest thing... ever

ribbyc80 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 10:14

I agree, I might feel sorry for you if u showed ur sweater yams:-p

mhinaj 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:41

wow

j_cat187 19

Tuesday 5 July 2011 8:42

acid is so crazy...

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Today, I found out that in the three years I've been dating my boyfriend, his parents have secretly been going through all of his emails, including the ones I've sent him with "sexy" pictures attached. I can't look his parents in the eye without being reminded that they've both seen me naked. FML

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Today, for the first time since my partner moved in with me, I did one of my favourite things: I bought some nice cheese and a bottle of wine and went on to People of Walmart, just as I do every month or so. He called me a disgusting human being and went for a walk two hours ago. FML

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Today, I went with my girlfriend to her parents' house. They told me I smelled of cheap vodka. When I told them I worked in a bio lab and used ethanol a lot, they said I was too stupid to do anything like that. My girlfriend broke up with me because her parents think I'm a drunk. FML

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Today, I found out that the sleazy guy I met with a few days ago decided to move into my home town to "be closer" to me. I've already told him I'm not interested in him, but he still continues to ask me out. FML

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Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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Same thing different taste

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