By Satan - 15/03/2010 23:22 - United States

Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML
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shessocold 0

Uh, why did you have to go through the contact list? Don't you know your own cell number by heart?

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alex_vik 0

You couldn't just dial your number?

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blankettt 0

Did anyone ever stop to think that maybe she looked at the K's to find her number, and upon realizing none of the three were her number, took the time to dial it and the phone said she was calling Satan? God, not everyone is a snooping idiot.

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loveydoveybitche 0

>_< @38 that's EXACTLY what I was thinking!!! hahaha actually that's what I actually posted just a few mins ago! #39 Lol

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maskedman 9

That makes way more sense than my idea. I thought after not finding her name she decided to call the devil and sell her soul for a new husband.

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nexttimeblue 0

If you actually READ the FML she explained looking under the K's for her name but found it under Satan...she didn't day she dialed her number and the name popped up. Please read the shit before u comment otherwise you look like the idiot!

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nobridgejustwate 0

If you actually READ what the comment SAYS, you'd know that she's not saying that's what the FML says. "I found it under" doesn't mean "I scrolled down to find it under". Why would the OP click on Satan if she didn't think it would be her? Really, get a brain please. I agree with this idea. It makes the most sense. Also, please learn to type whole words, as "u" is a letter, not a word.

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nexttimeblue 0

Who wouldn't click on Satan if they found it in a contact list?! U are an idiot and I'll type u when I feel like it and I don't need ur permission to do so! but it's ok ur probably an insecure b*tch like the OP which is why ur taking it so personally.

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boatkicker 4

That still doesn't explain how she knew who all three Kates were. She would have had to have called them. Or else asked her husband about it, which seems even weirder.

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cesdzd 0

sorry about that lucifer, next time, just go to hell.

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thatoneGeo 0

that's what happens when you snoop!

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ohhfmylife 0

Umm no offence but YDI. Shouldn't you know know your number?

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ShadowlessSpear 21

I'm not on a fence either.

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HappyFishh 0

I agree with #48. you should know your own number. also, he probably listed you under Satan because you're a bitch or something..no offence!

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turniptruck 0

"Snooping" around her husbands's cell phone? WTH? There shouldn't be anything in either one of their cell's that the other can't see. It may be a joke on his part but it sure as hell isn't funny. it's time to list him in your phone as "Prick".

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okieraider71 4

#38 is correct. If you put a number in your cell and call it (one that is in Contacts), the name you have it under comes up. My lady did the same thing and Sugar **** came up. She thought it was funny. But then she has both a life and a sense of humor.

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