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By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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Monday 8 June 2015 0:11

Clearly the most important bitch in his life.

Rinat_fml 26

Monday 8 June 2015 0:10

How was the sex though?

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AkaPanda 12

Monday 8 June 2015 5:14

Guess your v card wasn't worth it. Poor puppy. Leaving for a night is hard on a dog.

silentsuffer 16

Monday 8 June 2015 5:24

Then maybe you guys are too young to be having sex

itsmechardonnay 5

Monday 8 June 2015 5:26

at least you know he loves animals

tintin10_fml 13

Monday 8 June 2015 5:46

it was clearly his first time too.

Lachie20001 21

Monday 8 June 2015 6:06

New Zealanders love their best friends.

SydLovesLacey 18

Monday 8 June 2015 6:39

You had sex. There is no FML.

mr_sarcastic416 29

Monday 8 June 2015 7:16

He wanted to get back to his main bexclamationmarktch (before I get pounced on; that's a bazinga)

prostar9993 15

Monday 8 June 2015 8:03

Finally, a good pet owner.

joshi42 16

Monday 8 June 2015 11:32

Did you lost it doggy style?

NightKat 25

Monday 8 June 2015 12:44

Just tell him you already have s pussy, you don't need another one.

rockwrench 18

Thursday 11 June 2015 5:22

LMAO 62. Can't believe you got voted down.

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