Sex, Weird and Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

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By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 21:24 - Portugal - Alg

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to lose our virginity. When he saw blood, he panicked and started crying, convinced that he was bleeding out. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

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You deserved it 6 151

By Anonymous - 15/02/2012 19:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

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You deserved it 2 798

By newlywed - 27/02/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I married a wonderful man. Even though both of us were no longer virgins, we decided to wait until marriage to sleep together. He just told me I was the worst he's ever had. FML

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Attacksloth 33

Monday 8 June 2015 0:11

Clearly the most important bitch in his life.

Rinat_fml 26

Monday 8 June 2015 0:10

How was the sex though?

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fmlsams 27

Monday 8 June 2015 15:48

So how does it feel to be somebody's side bitch?

tuxedoandex 28

Monday 8 June 2015 16:06

he a keeper if he care about his dog like that

coldasfire 23

Monday 8 June 2015 17:06

Why do I have more sympathy for the dog than OP?

shinniemc 1

Tuesday 9 June 2015 0:06

Perhaps he's gay.

Drosophila82 18

Tuesday 9 June 2015 10:31

What a ******* snag

woodboys23 4

Wednesday 10 June 2015 3:36

That's not really FML worthy, so what. He loves his dog

bman24uga 3

Saturday 20 June 2015 9:57

Mans best friend, can't blame him

mnk5512 7

Sunday 5 July 2015 21:45

Marry him. Nothing comes between a man and his dog.

Jordans436 11

Friday 16 September 2016 8:18

Don't worry, his dog will understand

Jose Adame 7

Wednesday 28 June 2017 4:25

That's horrible! I would have made arrangements to have someone look after my dog. Or you would have been back at my place.

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Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML

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Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymed with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. He then told me that he will love me forever, wait for me and will follow me to the ends of the earth. Apparently, that means standing outside my door and calling my house phone every five minutes. It's been 3 hours straight now. FML

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First time?

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