By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

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Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
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Sandsh8rk 36

And he wonders why his other relationships have failed...

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RamboFB 10

That's why you wait for someone special and get to know the person!

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BubbleCobra 6

Not everyone gets a high school sweetheart, some of us actually have to wait longer.

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Algorithm 24

Nobody appointed you speaker for all women, and women aren't a giant blob of clones that thinks and feels the same way. Speak for yourself.

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

if this were a girl venting to a guy,these comments would say"omg don't be a douche listen to herr,respect her,YDI for wanting sex instead of wanting to listen to her"

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mimi809o 21

I wonder why he's had so many failed relationships...

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

nothing wrong with venting to someone...maybe he's alone and has nobody to talk to??

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sest 4

Should have walked out and said sorry not in the mood to hear u talk anymore.

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jdcg116 10

Wow. I got nothing. Should have been a wonderful experience. Sorry :(

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caguggenmos 6

Maybe you shouldn't have given it out so easy to somebody who obviously doesnt care. Way to respect yourself.

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BeepBeepSwerve 9

who are you to tell someone what to do? she can give it up to whoever shes want to

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squideth 18

90 you have a hilariously poor grasp of what self respect is, giving that you're ranting about it to some stranger you don't even know.

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at0micmin3r 23

So, because he had a breakdown, you decided that you'd make it all about you instead? No doubt the dude was a very broken man to open up to you about something as serious as that. We have feelings too, y'know. We're not just sacks of muscle and plesuremeat. :P

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BubbleCobra 6

I guarantee that if this was a guy saying how some girl ruined his first time and shit 98% of the comments would be "man, **** that bitch" or something along those lines.

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noregrats 6

You should've saved yourself for marriage

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