Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave...

By EliseV - 03/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Chino Hills

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 970

You deserved it 6 008

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Same thing different taste

By Lady Vulva - 19/09/2015 02:56

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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You deserved it 13 393

By Anonymous - 07/06/2015 04:21 - New Zealand - Tauranga

Today, I lost my virginity. He then told me, in tears, how bad he felt about leaving his dog alone for the night. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

Nuts

By Anonymous - 15/09/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 874

You deserved it 6 151

By Anonymous - 02/05/2015 02:22 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I lost my virginity to the girl of my dreams. I could tell she really enjoyed it, because she muttered "Well, that was disappointing." afterwards, then got dressed, said she'd made a huge mistake, and asked me not to call her again. Yep, total stud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 013

You deserved it 4 134

A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 52 418

You deserved it 11 365

Giggle loop

By Anonymous - 18/03/2010 10:39 - United States

Today, I decided it was time to lose my virginity to my boyfriend. After about ten minutes he started going faster and his stomach was slapping against mine. It was making a weird sound so I started laughing. Apparently that wasn't sexy and he went soft. My first time and we didn't even finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 320

You deserved it 38 283

By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 18:24 - United States - Mission

Today, I lost my virginity. We'd both waited until marriage, so I thought it'd be nice and romantic. Nope. He slipped it into my ass and claimed he didn't know which hole was the right one. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 806

You deserved it 5 256

By Anonymous - 04/03/2012 07:07 - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 846

You deserved it 4 244

By unsatisfied - 09/02/2010 03:33 - France

Today, I lost my virginity. It took all of 30 seconds. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 463

You deserved it 5 362

amadeclton 27

Monday 3 November 2014 22:27

You should've gotten up and left.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 3 November 2014 22:29

And he wonders why his other relationships have failed...

Comments

HairIsEverything 15

Monday 3 November 2014 23:19

#19 so you're putting her down about saying most women aren't quick to put out? You must be one of the "broads" that Is. Edit: shit this was supposed to be on #4's comment thread

vikky538 28

Monday 3 November 2014 23:40

you just lost your virginity to a crying baby...

chosha_fml 26

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:02

You didn't have to. You could have left. You didn't deserve him ruining the moment, but you shouldn't have stayed to listen to him whine either.

DenverTyrrell 13

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:10

Wow he sounds like a dick but I haven't met him so...I hope you two have a long loving relationship :)

skychu 18

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:22

Halfway, you should've said that you didn't feel like listening anymore and left (see if he can think beyond himself)

SauceySarah 30

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:38

Oh wow that was the worst thing he could do, especially since it was your first time. Don't waste your time on him and find someone who actually cares about you. You deserve it.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Tuesday 4 November 2014 0:56

Get yourself an upgrade.

Swandive235 27

Tuesday 4 November 2014 1:09

now you know what we guys have to go through.

BubbleCobra 6

Tuesday 9 December 2014 20:59

not every woman is like that, I mean if they were I'd be straight, and then I'd end up with an atrociously judgmental guy such as yourself. oh, but wait, not all guys are the same, or you're not like them, right? yeah, how about you go suck a nut you twat.