By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:10 - United States - Rochester

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30

But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.

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Welshite 39

My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?

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CupOfCoffee 14

You're right, #148. I hope this gets a follow-up by OP!

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kaduzy 12

Not many people lose their v-cards in the doggie position. Well done OP. Very Game of Thrones.

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jh921971 10

Have you ever thought of using a bed?

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stargirl_95 24

Your partner sounds like a douchebag. Why on earth would you lose your virginity to someone who cared so little for you that he wouldn't even try to make sure that you were enjoying it? Methinks it's time to reflect on your taste in men.

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liaRawr 9

This rug burn thing on your face that just sounds proper rough you should do it some place you feel comfortable next time :) and hopefully not your sisters room I'd kill my sister if she did

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worse__days 7

Why was he pushing your face to the carpet?!? Were you doggy style for the first time??

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buddy42012 1

Sounds like u slept with someone who knows what they are doin ****

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hplover7 11

You know it is perfectly ok to say "stop this is uncomfortable, can we please readjust so I don't smash my face into the rug." It's ok. And if it's not ok he sucks and isn't worth your time anyways. But your memory of your first time shouldn't involve a face rug burn...

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