Intimacy: Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's...

By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:10 - United States - Rochester

Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML

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By :(( - 28/09/2013 21:24 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I was all set to lose my virginity to my girlfriend. I was ecstatic, until she threatened to "beat the fuck" out of me if I didn't make it good for her. The actual sex was 30 seconds of me being given death glares, causing me to lose my boner, and have to leave in shame. FML

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A tale as old as time

By flopsy - 03/12/2010 16:19 - Australia

Today, I was about to lose my virginity. I couldn't get it up. FML

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Almost there

By fucksake - 05/10/2014 15:55 - Malaysia - Seri Kembangan

Today, at age 31, I was about to finally lose my virginity. As we tumbled onto the bed, an excruciating pain shot through my stomach. It turned out to be a hernia, and no, I didn't get laid in the end. FML

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cocainewhore 30

Saturday 4 January 2014 18:55

But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.

Welshite 39

Saturday 4 January 2014 18:56

My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?

Comments

TanyaCat 13

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:03

Sounds romantic...

jixiekat 14

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:11

couldn't you just move on a bed or couch lr something...? lol

Cirrus13 4

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:14

You sure got it rough.

mrtonyanderson 20

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:23

Classy

egrudy 9

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:32

Maybe it was the step sisters boyfriend

kate3101 15

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:43

Poor OP - that sounds like a pretty bad first experience. It's never that great the first time, but it sounds like your partner wasn't being very considerate of your comfort, much less your pleasure. I hope that he takes a bit more care of you next time.

ThatOneDrummer 8

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:47

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

mirafiori 2

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:54

I'm so sorry for you Anonymous :( this sounds like a rape, deffo not a proper cherry-popping attempt ;/

SuperMew 22

Saturday 4 January 2014 21:59

It's not rape everytime someone has a regrettable sexual experience.

QueenOrangeSoda 21

Saturday 4 January 2014 22:54

It can't be rape by definition if it's explicitly consensual. Rape refers not to the force and/or imbalance thereof during the act, but the lack of clear consent.

stargirl_95 24

Sunday 5 January 2014 16:54

This was an awful experience but it certainly was not rape. It sounds as if it was consensual. Please do not ever mistake a regrettable sexual experience with rape. Rape is a serious crime and the last thing we need is another case where someone was wrongfully accused of it as a false rape accusation can completely destroy someone's life and make it even harder for real rape victims to go to the police.