By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:10 - United States - Rochester

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30

But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.

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Welshite 39

My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?

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SanpakuEyes 18

Next time try to choose a partner who cares about your needs as well as his own!

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Thorvald22 17

Well shit at least you got to freaky for your first time, everyone always talks about how boring their first **** was. Mine was in a mausoleum and we both got concrete burns on our knees and feet

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ksks1234 33

That is very disrespectful. Why would you have sex in a mausoleum of all places? They smell musty, they are cold (or stuffy in summer), they are not that clean, and, as I have already stated, it is disrespectful.

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dannyestrada20 3

You just wanted to let people know your not a virgin anymore

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SouthernLady12 13

I def agree with you! Sadly girls are not taught being discreet is the better way to go. They are too busy learning how to shake their bums by their moms.

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squideth 18

Yeah sorry to burst your bubble but girls can do whatever they want, including being as indiscreet as they want. So **** off.

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bellidona 15

thats ur own fault lol try a bed next time.

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angel80_fml 2

Classy !!! You're worth more than that !!!

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limabeans101029 20

Communication is important! If you don't like it when he pushes your head onto the carpet, tell him.

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mattg47 5

YDI for doing it in your step sisters room.

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curlygirly1 8

maybe shes getting back at her evil step sister by having sex in her room!

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