By Anonymous - 04/01/2014 06:10 - United States - Rochester

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Today, I lost my virginity. We did it on the floor in my step-sister's room, and the entire time he kept pushing my head into the carpet. I lost my V-card but gained rug burn on my face that looks like a fatal disease. FML
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cocainewhore 30

But why in your step sisters room and not your own? Although the rug burn sounds painful.

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Welshite 39

My first thought: why your step-sister's room for your first time?

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ilovemsminaj 13

Some foundation will cover all that up And why were you doing that in your sisters room? Must have been awkward

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mattrd_fml 31

He must not be too experienced. He should know that he's the one who should be eating carpet. not her.

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Muttley9 13

Far better if you had discussed this with a parent and got buy in to use your very own bed

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rosenkrieger223 21

I guess this is true. No one said anything about the memories being good ones, but memorable nonetheless. haha

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caitiebug1119 15

You know, this would've been a good time to speak up. Something like "Ow! You're hurting my face!", or "Let's go to my bed" would've been good. If I just saw your face and heard it happened during sex, I'd think it was rape.

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bigmammajamma69 4

Really? You didn't tell him to stop ??

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specialK3372 5

Ugh that sounds rough my first time was as bad as that maybe worse try it again but in a bed and try being on top

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